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Offline splooge gook

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I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
« on: October 27, 2014, 03:05:56 pm »
Section 1: Symbolical/Numberical Patterns

a.
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b.
1  8  1  9  2  ?

c.
21 11 01 ?

d.
50  050  05000  ?

e.
21 32 43  ?

f.
6 180 14 60 19 ?

g.
331 421 323 ?

h.
a 1 b 2 c 3 d ? ?

i.
1 4 9 16 ?

j.
11 34 59 ?

k.
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l.
1 14 16 14 ?

m.
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n.
1 36 1 14 ?

o.
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p.
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q.
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r.
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y.
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z.
1 777 5 000 3 ???
                 

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Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2014, 03:37:44 pm »
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Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2014, 04:20:00 pm »
You know the whole "IQ" thing doesn't mean shit in real life right? I have a genius IQ and I'm a fucking dumb ass, so the test isn't even logical.
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2014, 04:40:13 pm »
1. guitar : song ; chisel  : ?
2. eyepatch +  plank = ?
3. child + textbook  = ?
4. trail mix + mountain = ?
5. magnifying glass + watson = ?
6. sudoku : crosswords ; math : ?
7.sunnyside + nugget = ?
8. love : marriage ; old : ?
9. graham + cellular = ?
10. mathematics : ethics ; heart : ?
11.ocean + surface tension = ?
12. truth : law ; speculation : ?
13. liquid : viscosity ; road : ?
14. beach : shark ;  sewer : ?
15. dynamic equilibrium : elastic ; stagnancy :?
16. mars + frisbee = ?
17. fridge + gas = ?
18. brain : vat ; cat :  ?
19. prison + entropy = ?
20.  stone age :  kinesthetic ; transhumanism : ?
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Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2014, 04:44:28 pm »
Quote from: RestStop on October 27, 2014, 04:20:00 pm
You know the whole "IQ" thing doesn't mean shit in real life right? I have a genius IQ and I'm a fucking dumb ass, so the test isn't even logical.

You are only the second person I know that has admitted this, myself being the first.
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2014, 03:11:54 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2014, 03:22:38 pm »
The problem here is that it assumes that the reader speaks English, you can't truly discern intelligence per cultural means. This is one of the reasons IQ tests have low scores in places such as Africa where the premise of the testing material isn't communicated wholly, or effectively.
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Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2014, 04:18:38 pm »
i just want some niggers to try a few before f5ing so i can try to analyze statistics n shit, it's not a perfect construct and i cant even say for sure that it measures intelligence, which i need data for my studies, nobody ever wants 2 contribute to this science
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Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2014, 04:20:17 pm »
ill put any edits here.

question e was miswritten. i'm working on the nonverbal logic and spatial sections now but it's hard to compile a good set
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« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2014, 04:29:51 pm »
I get hit with IQ tests left and right to keep me on my toes, why the fuck would I want to sit down and consciously take one made by an androgynous 17 year old who can't even get real weed?
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« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2014, 05:14:58 pm »
ps. im halfway completedwith the officialzoklet iqtest
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Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2014, 07:50:31 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2014, 07:56:43 pm »
is ANYONE EVER going to understand what the fuck im talkingabout
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« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2014, 08:05:50 pm »
If you are as smart as you think you are, why not apply yourself towards something meaningful?  Instead of doing IQ tests all day to remind/delude yourself how smart you are?
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« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2014, 08:07:43 pm »
WHY DOESNY AYONE JUST WASTE 20 MINUTES OF THEIR BORED DAY AND TRY IT
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