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Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:40:26 pm »

SWIM has a job where he works classy functions of rich people he did not even know existed in his city. Usually when he works there is a ballroom type setting full of 500 or so relatively wealthy people coming together for some charity event, wearing very expensive things, getting drunk and stupid and acting like children while they dance to music that should have never made it out of the 70's.

 As it stands, his plan is to work his trust up until he's working the bar and can take their credit cards as they start a tab and copy their info, or hopefully catch some drunk, lonely socialite who wants to slum it and fuck a waiter. A tertiary plan involves kidnapping someone and forcing him at gunpoint to do a bank transfer to an offshore account, then to an international one. It'd be quite a heist and actually doable but realistically it's unlikely to happen as there are many variables that are unaccounted for until the time comes. It is entirely possible though.

SWIM isn't much of a petty thief and it's likely that should a rich womans purse go missing the suspicions would fall to the wait staff, then to the security cameras etc. Not a good idea and has minimal rewards.

What are some other ways to take advantage of this profession?

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2014, 08:21:58 pm »
you must somehow involve crystal meth into this.

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2014, 09:00:39 pm »
Being really good at CSR/handling people, get fat tips.  Drunk "socialites" tend to throw money around at the staff pretty frequently.
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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2014, 09:07:54 pm »
Be nice to the rich people,  suck good dick, stoke their egos, and thank them profusely for the generous tips they provide.  Remember the ones that tip you well and make sure to provide them with superior service.  Be nice to the ones that tip shitty, dont provide then with the same level of appreciation as the good tippers, but only enough to not get yourself fired

And stop being a godamned nigger in thinking up ways to take advantage of people and victimize them. You have a good potential opportunity.  If you suck good enough dick one might even hire you to a real job. 

Youre a nigger, arent you? Only niggers come up with these sort of scams

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2014, 09:12:23 pm »
Be nice to the rich people,  suck good dick, stoke their egos, and thank them profusely for the generous tips they provide.  Remember the ones that tip you well and make sure to provide them with superior service.  Be nice to the ones that tip shitty, dont provide then with the same level of appreciation as the good tippers, but only enough to not get yourself fired

And stop being a godamned nigger in thinking up ways to take advantage of people and victimize them. You have a good potential opportunity.  If you suck good enough dick one might even hire you to a real job. 

Youre a nigger, arent you? Only niggers come up with these sort of scams

Plz don't tell me everyone here is being serious about sucking cawkk

I have a feeling a lot of you are closet homos

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2014, 09:15:38 pm »
Be nice to the rich people,  suck good dick, stoke their egos, and thank them profusely for the generous tips they provide.  Remember the ones that tip you well and make sure to provide them with superior service.  Be nice to the ones that tip shitty, dont provide then with the same level of appreciation as the good tippers, but only enough to not get yourself fired

And stop being a godamned nigger in thinking up ways to take advantage of people and victimize them. You have a good potential opportunity.  If you suck good enough dick one might even hire you to a real job. 

Youre a nigger, arent you? Only niggers come up with these sort of scams

Plz don't tell me everyone here is being serious about sucking cawkk

I have a feeling a lot of you are closet homos


BY sucking dick he means kissing up to the customers. Is English your second language?
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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2014, 09:16:57 pm »
Be nice to the rich people,  suck good dick, stoke their egos, and thank them profusely for the generous tips they provide.  Remember the ones that tip you well and make sure to provide them with superior service.  Be nice to the ones that tip shitty, dont provide then with the same level of appreciation as the good tippers, but only enough to not get yourself fired

And stop being a godamned nigger in thinking up ways to take advantage of people and victimize them. You have a good potential opportunity.  If you suck good enough dick one might even hire you to a real job. 

Youre a nigger, arent you? Only niggers come up with these sort of scams

Plz don't tell me everyone here is being serious about sucking cawkk

I have a feeling a lot of you are closet homos


BY sucking dick he means kissing up to the customers. Is English your second language?

No its not its my first but when everyone on here is talking about prostitution and sucking dicks I'm gunna think you're all gay

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2014, 09:18:10 pm »
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A tertiary plan involves kidnapping someone and forcing him at gunpoint to do a bank transfer to an offshore account, then to an international one. It'd be quite a heist and actually doable but realistically it's unlikely to happen as there are many variables that are unaccounted for until the time comes. It is entirely possible though.


Assuming you have an offshore and international bank accont, which you dont, but if you did, how are you going to get this rich guy to do this bank transfer to these two accounts tied to your name? Have him walk into the bank, gun to his head?

Even if you hired someone to do it, the bank accounts arw still in your name.

Kidnapping is a serious charge that carries some time.
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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2014, 09:33:31 pm »
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A tertiary plan involves kidnapping someone and forcing him at gunpoint to do a bank transfer to an offshore account, then to an international one. It'd be quite a heist and actually doable but realistically it's unlikely to happen as there are many variables that are unaccounted for until the time comes. It is entirely possible though.


Assuming you have an offshore and international bank accont, which you dont, but if you did, how are you going to get this rich guy to do this bank transfer to these two accounts tied to your name? Have him walk into the bank, gun to his head?

Even if you hired someone to do it, the bank accounts arw still in your name.

Kidnapping is a serious charge that carries some time.

You can buy them pretty cheap and getting fake docs is pretty easy.

wtf is online banking? wtf are transfers over the phone with verification?

You seem fucking dumb

All answers so far are really fucking lame and dumb. This place is worse than zoklet

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2014, 09:38:01 pm »
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A tertiary plan involves kidnapping someone and forcing him at gunpoint to do a bank transfer to an offshore account, then to an international one. It'd be quite a heist and actually doable but realistically it's unlikely to happen as there are many variables that are unaccounted for until the time comes. It is entirely possible though.


Assuming you have an offshore and international bank accont, which you dont, but if you did, how are you going to get this rich guy to do this bank transfer to these two accounts tied to your name? Have him walk into the bank, gun to his head?

Even if you hired someone to do it, the bank accounts arw still in your name.

Kidnapping is a serious charge that carries some time.

You can buy them pretty cheap and getting fake docs is pretty easy.

wtf is online banking? wtf are transfers over the phone with verification?

You seem fucking dumb

All answers so far are really fucking lame and dumb. This place is worse than zoklet

You come here for help, then start calling us morons and insulting our site... pls go

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2014, 10:21:23 pm »
Be nice to the rich people,  suck good dick, stoke their egos, and thank them profusely for the generous tips they provide.  Remember the ones that tip you well and make sure to provide them with superior service.  Be nice to the ones that tip shitty, dont provide then with the same level of appreciation as the good tippers, but only enough to not get yourself fired

And stop being a godamned nigger in thinking up ways to take advantage of people and victimize them. You have a good potential opportunity.  If you suck good enough dick one might even hire you to a real job. 

Youre a nigger, arent you? Only niggers come up with these sort of scams

Plz don't tell me everyone here is being serious about sucking cawkk

I have a feeling a lot of you are closet homos


BY sucking dick he means kissing up to the customers. Is English your second language?

That.

Rich people have a deep seated entitlement issue and by stoking their egos they subconsciously want to continue to be around people that do so. They are heavily deluded in thinking that everyone worships at the altar of the almighty dollar therefore give away money to people they want around them to motivate them. Yes...they will pay people to be their friends.

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2014, 10:32:44 pm »
That.

Rich people have a deep seated entitlement issue and by stoking their egos they subconsciously want to continue to be around people that do so. They are heavily deluded in thinking that everyone worships at the altar of the almighty dollar therefore give away money to people they want around them to motivate them. Yes...they will pay people to be their friends.

Only some rich people.  I worked for a few rich folks who were cool as hell
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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2014, 10:38:58 pm »
I was working at a party once and after talking to one lady for a few minutes she said she didn't know how to setup her new home theater system.   I said I could do it so we drove in her Merc to her house and I set it up......she gave me $300 for an hours work.
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« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2014, 10:49:10 pm »
That.

Rich people have a deep seated entitlement issue and by stoking their egos they subconsciously want to continue to be around people that do so. They are heavily deluded in thinking that everyone worships at the altar of the almighty dollar therefore give away money to people they want around them to motivate them. Yes...they will pay people to be their friends.

Only some rich people.  I worked for a few rich folks who were cool as hell

No stereotype is 100% accurate

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2014, 10:53:27 pm »
No stereotype is 100% accurate

but you are 100% gay
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