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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2014, 10:53:29 pm »
I was working at a party once and after talking to one lady for a few minutes she said she didn't know how to setup her new home theater system.   I said I could do it so we drove in her Merc to her house and I set it up......she gave me $300 for an hours work.

I heard of some rich chick whos husband is always out of town and likes to wear very revealing clothing,  especially thin tops with no bra. She gave someone $50 to help rearrange furniture on her pool deck which took about 20 minutes but the someone would have done it for free.  She gave him her phone number but he didn't call because shes married and her husband isnt a dick

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2014, 11:01:26 pm »
I heard of some rich chick whos husband is always out of town and likes to wear very revealing clothing,  especially thin tops with no bra. She gave someone $50 to help rearrange furniture on her pool deck which took about 20 minutes but the someone would have done it for free.  She gave him her phone number but he didn't call because shes married and her husband isnt a dick
 

she would have paid well for the d
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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2014, 11:10:26 pm »
I heard of some rich chick whos husband is always out of town and likes to wear very revealing clothing,  especially thin tops with no bra. She gave someone $50 to help rearrange furniture on her pool deck which took about 20 minutes but the someone would have done it for free.  She gave him her phone number but he didn't call because shes married and her husband isnt a dick
 

she would have paid well for the d

The  person she gave her number to doesn't charge for seks

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2014, 11:18:13 pm »
The stereotype of rich people being bitches is false. I know a formal lawyer, who is now a congressman who will fuck you up faster than you can blink, he's a bigger meth head than any of us combined, I won't state his name for obvious reasons but thinking you can fuck with all rich people is just stupid.

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2014, 03:52:19 am »
Fuck one (male or female)

Then Blackmail
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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2014, 09:32:01 am »
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A tertiary plan involves kidnapping someone and forcing him at gunpoint to do a bank transfer to an offshore account, then to an international one. It'd be quite a heist and actually doable but realistically it's unlikely to happen as there are many variables that are unaccounted for until the time comes. It is entirely possible though.


Assuming you have an offshore and international bank accont, which you dont, but if you did, how are you going to get this rich guy to do this bank transfer to these two accounts tied to your name? Have him walk into the bank, gun to his head?

Even if you hired someone to do it, the bank accounts arw still in your name.

Kidnapping is a serious charge that carries some time.

You can buy them pretty cheap and getting fake docs is pretty easy.

wtf is online banking? wtf are transfers over the phone with verification?

You seem fucking dumb

All answers so far are really fucking lame and dumb. This place is worse than zoklet

So you kidnap this rich person, with your offshore bank account with millions in it, get this rich guy to pull his phone out and transfer money into your offshore account thats in your name, you run off and he calls the bank and says cancel that transfer.

YOU seem fucking dumb for thinking you can pull off a heist like this. Your not fucking james bond.
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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2014, 07:44:19 pm »
I think OP is going to use his NERF Gun to get the guy in his Radio Flyer Car.

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2014, 08:47:51 pm »
Also, the United States government does not negotiate or capitulate to ransom's.  Even Al Queda and shit won't kidnap Americans because they know we won't pay.
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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2014, 11:05:01 pm »
kill them all

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2014, 01:56:12 pm »
Also, the United States government does not negotiate or capitulate to ransom's.  Even Al Queda and shit won't kidnap Americans because they know we won't pay.

That policy obviously hasnt worked out

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2014, 05:01:09 pm »
I was working at a party once and after talking to one lady for a few minutes she said she didn't know how to setup her new home theater system.   I said I could do it so we drove in her Merc to her house and I set it up......she gave me $300 for an hours work.

You should have kept pumping her full of drinks and fucked her.

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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2014, 08:25:22 pm »
Also, the United States government does not negotiate or capitulate to ransom's.  Even Al Queda and shit won't kidnap Americans because they know we won't pay.

That policy obviously hasnt worked out

Yes it has.
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Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2014, 10:41:35 pm »
Also, the United States government does not negotiate or capitulate to ransom's.  Even Al Queda and shit won't kidnap Americans because they know we won't pay.

That policy obviously hasnt worked out

Yes it has.

no it hasnt