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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2014, 10:26:12 pm »
4 locos lemon was the fucking worst. Drinking a couple got me amped up but stop taking them because its too sweet. I'm glad they don't sell it here anymore.

the first time I ever had a four loko was more than four years ago and by that time they didn't have caffeine in them anymore.. alcohol gets me amped just on it's own. but after 2 four lokos I fall asleep. one time I drank four four lokos and I became loco

Me and my highschool chums would buy 'em (when they had the energy drink ingredients) down the street from our school at the little ma/pop corner store universally known as the Gook Mart. It was pretty convenient, you could buy your weed, cigarettes and booze all in the same spot. 2 was usually the average limit for us. Sure as 150-170 lb males we could handle typically 4 tops. anything beyond that even we realized as HS kids that it was going to get you too FUBAR, and make you wish you weren't alive the next day, if you didn't get Alcohol Poisoning first that is. The energy drink ingredients were banned from those drinks after several ditzy college bitches drank 5+ each, and screamed they've been date rape drugged. I saw the pictures of the girls, and they definitely weren't obese, most of then looked to be 100-120 lbs tops.

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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2014, 11:04:56 pm »
I drank a few of them back when they first got popular. Tasted absolutely disgusting. I was into drinking 211 back then too. I remember Steel Reserve tasting orders of magnitude better than four loko. They were I think 12% alcohol and had a fair amount of caffeine. 2 cans was my limit because of the vile taste and not wanting to get massively hungover from chemical trash.

They still sell them without the caffeine and they're probably still disgusting. Malt liquor > four loko.

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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2014, 12:30:29 am »
Schlitz high gravity > 211

but im still fond of 211
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2014, 05:26:52 am »
Since Washington has had over 250 micro breweries, I've been a bit of a PNW beer snob. Instead of buying 211's or Mikes/4locos I've preferred to spend the extra buck or two to drink quality ingredients that wouldn't afflict me with a debilitating hangover. I generally buy craft and microbrews from WA, OR, or CA. For a couple years now I've been happy paying $9.84 for a six pack of Lagunitas Maximus.

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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2014, 06:36:36 am »
Since Washington has had over 250 micro breweries, I've been a bit of a PNW beer snob. Instead of buying 211's or Mikes/4locos I've preferred to spend the extra buck or two to drink quality ingredients that wouldn't afflict me with a debilitating hangover. I generally buy craft and microbrews from WA, OR, or CA. For a couple years now I've been happy paying $9.84 for a six pack of Lagunitas Maximus.
I wholeheartedly agree. For such a shitty city, Detroit does two things well. Beer, and music. I have 3 brewpubs within walking (stumbling) distance of me, and the Royal Oak Brewery is the reason I went out and bought a growler.
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2014, 11:30:57 am »
They should try to market a drink with DXM and propylhexedrine to replace 4loko and call it fuckin, 4mitralvalvestenosis.
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2014, 12:37:35 pm »
They should try to market a drink with DXM and propylhexedrine to replace 4loko and call it fuckin, 4mitralvalvestenosis.


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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2014, 01:06:18 pm »
What is it with you and piss, son?

roshambo is twice the man you are, so you show some fucking respect, 'son'......
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2014, 01:45:47 pm »
i am the epitome of man
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2014, 11:07:57 pm »
Do you guys not realize that they took the energy drink ingredients out of these a long time ago? There was some fuss over all these kids dying from drinking too much. Apparently once the caffeine wears off, you suddenly realize you have alcohol poisoning and die to death

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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2014, 11:12:12 pm »
Do you guys not realize that they took the energy drink ingredients out of these a long time ago? There was some fuss over all these kids dying from drinking too much. Apparently once the caffeine wears off, you suddenly realize you have alcohol poisoning and die to death

did you even read the thread? of course we realize that.
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2014, 11:26:52 pm »
nigga ain't even knowin'

i shout-gunned 3 of them fucks in a row & jacked off in front of my parents.

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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2014, 11:29:25 pm »
damn I've been drunk before, but never that drunk..
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2014, 12:00:20 am »
Do you guys not realize that they took the energy drink ingredients out of these a long time ago? There was some fuss over all these kids dying from drinking too much. Apparently once the caffeine wears off, you suddenly realize you have alcohol poisoning and die to death

did you even read the thread? of course we realize that.

Yes, did you? At least one person has already mentioned how they think they're dangerous because of the other shit mixed in

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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #29 on: October 25, 2014, 12:02:03 am »
4LOKO RUINED MY RIFE
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