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Offline baby raper

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4 loko ruined my life
« on: October 22, 2014, 06:31:57 am »
Im fucked. Its over...I had a good run....
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2014, 06:47:25 am »
Me too man. god damn  4loko
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2014, 07:44:20 am »
I never drank the shit, but all my buddies back in the day hyped it up. I guess it was a caffeinated alcoholic drink in a can? I actually think it may have been outlawed around here, after people were having heart problems from drinking it too much. Idk, I got broke from alcohol from a bad experience about a year before it came out, so.. I never tango'd with the Loko.
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2014, 07:45:22 am »
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2014, 07:47:57 am »
this thread made me smile
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2014, 08:32:02 am »
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2014, 08:42:32 am »
I had a can once, it was fucking vile. I'm sticking to crem de cocoa in my coffee for my cafahol fix.
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2014, 08:50:33 am »
If it's not a white russian, I'm probably not drinking it.. Wine is cool though, but I still prefer my russians. So smooth, so sweet..
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2014, 10:08:34 am »
Energy drinks is retarded.
If you want a boost, do meth or drink some fucking coffee like normal people.

I'm pretty sure i was about to have a heart attack once after i downed a few cans of monster.  Sure the taste is fine, but drinking something that has a higher chance of killing you than most other drinks is just absurd.
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2014, 12:18:27 pm »
Never had it but saw it in stores ages ago, I'm guessing it's comparable to Sparks or Tilt? Both were horrible tasting but did the job.
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2014, 01:48:53 pm »
Sparks and even the mikes harder sodas are way better. All Lokos taste like shit, but I guess the strawberry one is the best of the worst. Has anyone else seen that video of the guy beer bonging like 3 of em at once
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2014, 03:21:31 pm »
i had a four loko yesterday, sure they taste terrible but they get you fuuucked up
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2014, 04:49:29 pm »
Four loko is straight poison and only good cause they're so cheap. As I drank them back in college I would add more vodka into them cause I wasn't feeling shit and would do the same with about two of them. These nights would always end bad and the worst part was having to wake up with such a shitty hangover.
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2014, 04:54:13 pm »
4 locos lemon was the fucking worst. Drinking a couple got me amped up but stop taking them because its too sweet. I'm glad they don't sell it here anymore.
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Re: 4 loko ruined my life
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2014, 08:35:54 pm »
Quote from: ngalo1983 on October 22, 2014, 04:54:13 pm
4 locos lemon was the fucking worst. Drinking a couple got me amped up but stop taking them because its too sweet. I'm glad they don't sell it here anymore.

the first time I ever had a four loko was more than four years ago and by that time they didn't have caffeine in them anymore.. alcohol gets me amped just on it's own. but after 2 four lokos I fall asleep. one time I drank four four lokos and I became loco
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