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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2014, 01:24:37 am »
OP, I think you need to drill some holes in your helmet to allow some hot air ventilation, because I think your brain is fried.
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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2014, 01:27:51 am »
I INTERUPTED YOUR EULOGY.
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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2014, 11:00:45 am »
nobody even accused me of being on meth
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2014, 02:18:35 pm »
I fucking missed you guys. I'm on a similar trek my friend. I came to the conclusion that "Life is like standing on a pole in the middle of a pond." I came to that conclusion on October 17th, and when I googled it, this was the result: http://i.imgur.com/ZFvEQLY.png

Further down the page there are some Doctor Who quotes. You can google it yourself if you want. Coincidentally, I bought Walden and the Tao Te Ching a couple months back, and they were both part of my chain of thinking that lead to that google search. Life is weird eh?


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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #34 on: October 19, 2014, 03:23:08 pm »
nobody even accused me of being on meth

I just assume you are always on meth
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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #35 on: October 19, 2014, 04:14:42 pm »
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Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #36 on: October 19, 2014, 04:16:18 pm »
Is this thread a cry for help?

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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #37 on: October 19, 2014, 04:25:38 pm »
i think you need to check your IQ bro. for reference: every time i look at my avatar i immediately see the golden ratio with ratio-like spiral co-ordinates in it. nobody is on my level.
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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #38 on: October 19, 2014, 04:40:24 pm »
I didn't even read anything more than a passing glance tbh, I just thought "searching for eternal knowledge" and "crying for help" are interchangable terms, hence the question

You have good spatial reasoning skillz but I bet you suck at chess

I literally beat zoklets biggest autist Lunes 2 out of 2 then lost the last game on purpose because I figured he wouldn't want to play again if I didn't. He used to post videos "trolling" people on chess.com

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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #39 on: October 19, 2014, 04:48:39 pm »
read it and you'll go full gay for me
Everything I post iz fiction

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"I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward." - DARE

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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #40 on: October 19, 2014, 05:30:34 pm »
read it and you'll go full gay for me

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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2014, 06:08:05 pm »
I fucking missed you guys. I'm on a similar trek my friend. I came to the conclusion that "Life is like standing on a pole in the middle of a pond." I came to that conclusion on October 17th, and when I googled it, this was the result: http://i.imgur.com/ZFvEQLY.png

Further down the page there are some Doctor Who quotes. You can google it yourself if you want. Coincidentally, I bought Walden and the Tao Te Ching a couple months back, and they were both part of my chain of thinking that lead to that google search. Life is weird eh?


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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2014, 07:07:10 pm »
If I sent you some acid and an MC Escher hardcover I'd read every word of the essay you wrote after but you'd be suspicious despite the fact you're less trustworthy than me

where does that girls intelligence rank in the percentiles of girls you know IRL? Get her pregnant if she looks good before some faggot with a higher chess rating than you does.

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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #43 on: October 19, 2014, 08:15:22 pm »
propably 90th percentile. i know people that are smarter than me. for the highschool admissions there was test that was scored from 0 to 800, like 15% of people got into one of them with a score of 470 . the 97th percent was 560 and that's one of the highest ranking highschools in the country. i got a 508. that's not relevant i'm just saying i knew lots of people and none of them got much higher than  650, which is like, another two standard deviations above me.
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"I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward." - DARE

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Re: Searching for Eternal Knowledge
« Reply #44 on: October 19, 2014, 08:23:04 pm »
What a shame what a shame mary jane had a pain at the party. What a dhame mary jane what a shame mary jane what a shame had a pain at the party.
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.