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Offline mashleshmash

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Re: An emerging meth addiction: a piece of history; a 10/15/13 story
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2014, 04:39:17 am »
She aint good she a hoe

girlfriend: MARCOS IF YOU DON'T QUIT SMOKING THAT METH

Marcos:  BITCH WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

*hits girlfriend*
unwyred: have you sucked dick for heroin?

 apric0t: maybe i tried and didnt like it

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Re: An emerging meth addiction: a piece of history; a 10/15/13 story
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2014, 04:07:43 pm »
Funny how you can't even get a girl to let you hit it in the urban-african american sense and I'm over here squandering bitches like they're in no short supply.

but LOL, yes that's exactly how fucked up it is.

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Re: An emerging meth addiction: a piece of history; a 10/15/13 story
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2014, 04:15:06 pm »
WS can you do an IWD impression?
Everything I post iz fiction

"I've shot meth before, is it water soluble?" -semiazas
"I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward." - DARE

https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=276946 (use internet wayback)

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Re: An emerging meth addiction: a piece of history; a 10/15/13 story
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2014, 10:51:35 pm »
smoke more boulders

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Re: An emerging meth addiction: a piece of history; a 10/15/13 story
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2014, 11:05:56 pm »
Funny how you can't even get a girl to let you hit it in the urban-african american sense and I'm over here squandering bitches like they're in no short supply.

but LOL, yes that's exactly how fucked up it is.

you're nasty breh
unwyred: have you sucked dick for heroin?

 apric0t: maybe i tried and didnt like it

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Re: An emerging meth addiction: a piece of history; a 10/15/13 story
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2014, 03:20:19 am »
WS can you do an IWD impression?

I'm from the city of the codeine

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Re: An emerging meth addiction: a piece of history; a 10/15/13 story
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2014, 05:13:01 am »
I loved how you jerked off all day, then picked up your girl and then jerked off all night...  WTF good is she?

He jerked it all day because his dopamine was overflowing and his dick wouldnt make a semen at the hanky. Would you want to bring your girlfriend into a situation of a half-erect dick that dont make no semen for bout 12 more hours? No you will not

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Re: An emerging meth addiction: a piece of history; a 10/15/13 story
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2014, 01:44:21 pm »
would you want to bring ya mama into that situation? didn't think so either.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2014, 01:48:23 pm by WS »

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Re: An emerging meth addiction: a piece of history; a 10/15/13 story
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2014, 01:57:12 pm »
Good read. :tup:
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

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Re: An emerging meth addiction: a piece of history; a 10/15/13 story
« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2014, 04:14:28 am »
Oh God... Is this what the fuck I've been doing to you guys?

I deserved it when Enter and whore to a chainsaw said mean stuff to me.

Like "All of those PM's... I never read a single one of them"...

and

"But I don't want to be your friend though, I want you to kill yourself... Why are you even alive anyways you smarmy, recalcitrant victim? You're lucky this isn't real life or I'd bash you and when you went down I'd stomp your fucking face into the curb until I ended up having to ply your disgusting, abysmally meth-corroded teeth out of my Doc Martins. Stop PMing me. "

Well... I owe at the very least 2 people a heartfelt... no... "heartfelt" is an adjective Unwyred would use while sitting a room away from some girl he met on "PlentyOfFish" in which he is likely engaged to and in which he has likely used as a punching bag... if punching bags were synonymous with "disgusting, smelly, aesthetically-revolting pussy" and "to use" were synonymous with "lure to his house, bust out the flunitrazepam, bust out two glasses, fill them with cheap wine, place the date rape in one of the glasses of such before downing it himself in an attempt to commit suicide because he's an overweight midget that wears clothes that are gay to the exponent of negative zero."... umm sincere apology... and admittedly, there's probably a greater number of you than just that.  :(

lol jk dude.

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Re: An emerging meth addiction: a piece of history; a 10/15/13 story
« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2014, 04:30:01 am »
bump
unwyred: have you sucked dick for heroin?

 apric0t: maybe i tried and didnt like it