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The Official Masturbation Thread
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:58:46 am »
Title says it all.
Share your techniques in the  following format
Name of Technique:
Method:
Gender used by:

Don't care about jacking off per se, but I like starting new threads. Have fun fuckers.
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Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2014, 07:10:25 am »
I do have an affliction that I would like to get some input on.

I'm right handed. I'm a righty on everything except penis handling. I always hold my dick with my left hand while pissing and also masturbate exclusively with my left hand. What the fuck is going on here?
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Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2014, 08:02:03 am »
Huh, one would think that general dick handling would default to the right hand, given how zippers are designed.
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Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2014, 08:08:38 am »
Quote from: ed rush on October 13, 2014, 07:10:25 am
I do have an affliction that I would like to get some input on.

I'm right handed. I'm a righty on everything except penis handling. I always hold my dick with my left hand while pissing and also masturbate exclusively with my left hand. What the fuck is going on here?
On one of the occasions when I have masturbated, I also tend to use my left hand even though I'm a righty. Looked it up and apparently since it's not our dominant hand, it feels like being banged by a stranger? Meh. Can't say I can explain it either.
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Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2014, 04:43:02 am »
yedh i wanked today in like 3-4 weeks. it felt good and lame at hte same time.
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Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2014, 04:45:07 am »
Jerome actually masturbated on camera for us tonight. She was moaning and groaning into the camera until I banned her.
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Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2014, 04:46:09 am »
HERPPPPPPPPPPP
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Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2014, 04:47:19 am »
weerd smex this is where you post your imgur link again
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Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2014, 04:48:10 am »
Quote from: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 04:45:07 am
Jerome actually masturbated on camera for us tonight. She was moaning and groaning into the camera until I banned her.

appparently. i played league though nd lost 2 games iN A ROW.  not ocool.
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Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2014, 04:53:04 am »
Jerome I just want to help you with your masturbation addiction. It can become instead an addiction to Christianity, to god. Please reconsider my offer.
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Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2014, 04:55:38 am »
If you think Jerome has a problem, I'd hate to know what you think of my wanking habits.
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Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2014, 04:57:42 am »
Quote from: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 04:53:04 am
Jerome I just want to help you with your masturbation addiction. It can become instead an addiction to Christianity, to god. Please reconsider my offer.

man i wish i was addicted. i'd think that'd actualy help.

Quote from: Prometheus on October 14, 2014, 04:55:38 am
If you think Jerome has a problem, I'd hate to know what you think of my wanking habits.

there was a period back when i was pretty mhch a sex a addict and i'd wank for like 6=7 times on average a day. h0w're you're wanking haibts?
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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2014, 04:57:57 am »
It's not the habit, it's the act. When you masturbate you lose your purity. You should be saving yourself for your future husband or wife. For god. Why waste the gift he has bestowed upon you?
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Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2014, 05:05:16 am »
Quote from: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 04:57:57 am
It's not the habit, it's the act. When you masturbate you lose your purity. You should be saving yourself for your future husband or wife. For god. Why waste the gift he has bestowed upon you?


couldn't agree more. you have a generous Lord of Hosts who has bestowed upon you the gift of vaginal cleanliness (as it relates to sanctity). Please stop allowing men to smash that to smithereens, and seek your Maker.
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Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2014, 05:11:37 am »
You win. I'm usually only 2-3/day, but some days, rarely, it's as many as 8. It's not even mostly for fun. You know how when you're about 12-13 years old, a light breeze is enough to get you to pop embarrassing wood? But you grew out of that? Yeah, I never did. It takes maintenance to not humiliate myself in public.
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