The Official Masturbation Thread

[Gollumkip]

It's not the habit, it's the act. When you masturbate you lose your purity. You should be saving yourself for your future husband or wife. For god. Why waste the gift he has bestowed upon you?

couldn't agree more. you have a generous Lord of Hosts who has bestowed upon you the gift of vaginal cleanliness (as it relates to sanctity). Please stop allowing men to smash that to smithereens, and seek your Maker.

good to see a fellow man of god on these boards. It's nice to meet you.

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

It's not the habit, it's the act. When you masturbate you lose your purity. You should be saving yourself for your future husband or wife. For god. Why waste the gift he has bestowed upon you?

couldn't agree more. you have a generous Lord of Hosts who has bestowed upon you the gift of vaginal cleanliness (as it relates to sanctity). Please stop allowing men to smash that to smithereens, and seek your Maker.

good to see a fellow man of god on these boards. It's nice to meet you.

Likewise. Pleased to meet one of my fellow brethren of God. Christ be with you.

[Rook]

Haha, I have a high sex-drive, and I'm in my mid-twenties so... Despite being in an excellent relationship were I'm very satisfied sexually, I do have a tendency to watch late night porn and give myself a good rub and tug.. lol.. I'm actually trying to cut back as of recently.. Idk, I feel I'm becoming desensitized, and its taking the fun out of it.. My fiance once seriously considered me a sex addict, but I think I've fought myself back from being truly classified. Don;t get me wrong, I absolutely love sex, and at one time thought excessive amounts of sex, porn, wanking, and etc could never be a real problem... well.. I was wrong.. lol.. It really can effect your life, your mood, and your interactions with people. I'm down to watching porn 2-3 times a week.. my fiance watches it with me, shes really cool.. I still prefer good old fashioned sex to anything though.

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

what bothers me is that when watching porn, I could and would cum before the couple even gets to the actual fucking, every time. I don't know if it would be a blessing or a curse to be able to fuck two gorgeous bitches for over an hour without getting off. Or how the fuck a guy can have a girl slobbing on his knob, another sucking his balls, and a third licking his asshole, and this takes place for 20 minutes before the next 40 minutes of power fucking. I'd have jizzed like 2 times in the first 10 minutes.  I understand there are male porn stars who aren't 'normal' in that sense, but I mean, the fuck? Can a male porn star even get off without long extended sessions of hardcore sex? Does it take them hours upon hours to reach climax when they jack off? I don't like any of it, not one bit. Except for the part where there's infinite porn for me to watch if need be.

[Gollumkip]

I'm curious, how did masturbating so much effect your life? Besides stabbing the heart of god almighty in the highest of course.

[Gollumkip]

what bothers me is that when watching porn, I could and would cum before the couple even gets to the actual fucking, every time. I don't know if it would be a blessing or a curse to be able to fuck two gorgeous bitches for over an hour without getting off. Or how the fuck a guy can have a girl slobbing on his knob, another sucking his balls, and a third licking his asshole, and this takes place for 20 minutes before the next 40 minutes of power fucking. I'd have jizzed like 2 times in the first 10 minutes.  I understand there are male porn stars who aren't 'normal' in that sense, but I mean, the fuck? Can a male porn star even get off without long extended sessions of hardcore sex? Does it take them hours upon hours to reach climax when they jack off? I don't like any of it, not one bit. Except for the part where there's infinite porn for me to watch if need be.

scene cuts, lots of practice not cumming, maybe they blow a load beforehand. It is pretty impressive.

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

I don't know if you're addressing me Gollum, but God and I have an 'arrangement.'

[Rook]

what bothers me is that when watching porn, I could and would cum before the couple even gets to the actual fucking, every time. I don't know if it would be a blessing or a curse to be able to fuck two gorgeous bitches for over an hour without getting off. Or how the fuck a guy can have a girl slobbing on his knob, another sucking his balls, and a third licking his asshole, and this takes place for 20 minutes before the next 40 minutes of power fucking. I'd have jizzed like 2 times in the first 10 minutes.  I understand there are male porn stars who aren't 'normal' in that sense, but I mean, the fuck? Can a male porn star even get off without long extended sessions of hardcore sex? Does it take them hours upon hours to reach climax when they jack off? I don't like any of it, not one bit. Except for the part where there's infinite porn for me to watch if need be.

 I think it just works in strange and different ways for different people. One of the main reasons I cut back on the porn and wanking was because it was taking me upwards of 2 hours to find a sufficient video to get me off.. However, this didnt always translate over to the bedroom.. sometimes I'd be power fucking till she'd get tired and.. maybe a little agitated.. lol.. sometimes I can be a minute man.. It really varies on my level of rest, if I've ate, if we're really in the mood or just giving it a go since it'd been a few daysObviously, jacking off before sex will increase your time on the next go.. obviously porn stars do this.. Then again, the reason why I cant get off to most porn is because unless I genuinely believe the female is enjoying it and not faking, its just not happening. 95% of the porn I watch is amateur or homemade..

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

what bothers me is that when watching porn, I could and would cum before the couple even gets to the actual fucking, every time. I don't know if it would be a blessing or a curse to be able to fuck two gorgeous bitches for over an hour without getting off. Or how the fuck a guy can have a girl slobbing on his knob, another sucking his balls, and a third licking his asshole, and this takes place for 20 minutes before the next 40 minutes of power fucking. I'd have jizzed like 2 times in the first 10 minutes.  I understand there are male porn stars who aren't 'normal' in that sense, but I mean, the fuck? Can a male porn star even get off without long extended sessions of hardcore sex? Does it take them hours upon hours to reach climax when they jack off? I don't like any of it, not one bit. Except for the part where there's infinite porn for me to watch if need be.

 I think it just works in strange and different ways for different people. One of the main reasons I cut back on the porn and wanking was because it was taking me upwards of 2 hours to find a sufficient video to get me off.. However, this didnt always translate over to the bedroom.. sometimes I'd be power fucking till she'd get tired and.. maybe a little agitated.. lol.. sometimes I can be a minute man.. It really varies on my level of rest, if I've ate, if we're really in the mood or just giving it a go since it'd been a few daysObviously, jacking off before sex will increase your time on the next go.. obviously porn stars do this.. Then again, the reason why I cant get off to most porn is because unless I genuinely believe the female is enjoying it and not faking, its just not happening. 95% of the porn I watch is amateur or homemade..

I suppose I go through about 4-10 videos for similar reasons, but not. Like I originally said, I could probably get off to the first video I chose if I so..chose. Much the same to jacking off to my own thoughts or a magazine, even a lone video of anything is going to do the trick if I focus my efforts intently without letting my mind remember that there are a million other scenarios that I could be appreciating. I think that might be one of the biggest factors in why so many people likely go through at least several videos...they know there's more and it almost seems boring to just go with the first video you find attractive.


Amateur porn is and always will be the best porn no doubt. Firm agreement there.

[BallsDeep69]

Please people. This thread is about jacking off. Take your God-related posts and take em' to the 'My God can Beat the Absolute Fucking Shit out of your God' thread/area and get this thread back on topic please.

[Prometheus]

what bothers me is that when watching porn, I could and would cum before the couple even gets to the actual fucking, every time. I don't know if it would be a blessing or a curse to be able to fuck two gorgeous bitches for over an hour without getting off. Or how the fuck a guy can have a girl slobbing on his knob, another sucking his balls, and a third licking his asshole, and this takes place for 20 minutes before the next 40 minutes of power fucking. I'd have jizzed like 2 times in the first 10 minutes.  I understand there are male porn stars who aren't 'normal' in that sense, but I mean, the fuck? Can a male porn star even get off without long extended sessions of hardcore sex? Does it take them hours upon hours to reach climax when they jack off? I don't like any of it, not one bit. Except for the part where there's infinite porn for me to watch if need be.

Probably helps that they've got a dozen people hovering over them, they're following a script and instructions, and it's work, not play. When people are actually enjoying themselves, they tend to look goofy as fuck.

[Rook]

Not that I just realized this or anything, but when browsing the internet for porn vids.. lol.. I do use my left hand to keep erect till I find a good video.. But then i noticed, that I turn my left hand upside down and tug.. ??? Just me Haha

 

[AstralPlane]

I am usually pretty fast when it comes to watching porn. I like girl on girl action and use my vibrator.... its not like I'm a lesbian(noting wrong with it) I would actually try it if I got the nerve up...lord knows my fiance would love it. But yea its more of a matter if the girls are liking it.

[Wolven Throne]

I do have an affliction that I would like to get some input on.

I'm right handed. I'm a righty on everything except penis handling. I always hold my dick with my left hand while pissing and also masturbate exclusively with my left hand. What the fuck is going on here?

You became used to clicking the mouse with your right hand.

[Wolven Throne]

what bothers me is that when watching porn, I could and would cum before the couple even gets to the actual fucking, every time. I don't know if it would be a blessing or a curse to be able to fuck two gorgeous bitches for over an hour without getting off. Or how the fuck a guy can have a girl slobbing on his knob, another sucking his balls, and a third licking his asshole, and this takes place for 20 minutes before the next 40 minutes of power fucking. I'd have jizzed like 2 times in the first 10 minutes.  I understand there are male porn stars who aren't 'normal' in that sense, but I mean, the fuck? Can a male porn star even get off without long extended sessions of hardcore sex? Does it take them hours upon hours to reach climax when they jack off? I don't like any of it, not one bit. Except for the part where there's infinite porn for me to watch if need be.

Porn shoots take place over several hours. Its probably common that the guy cums, they take a break for a while and he eats donuts naked, gets fluffed, and then they start again.