I am so fucking tired of you faggots constantly complaining about the site

[Vulture]

DaGuru et al start foaming at the mouth having week long conniptions.

Spoiler

That simply is not true, and shows how little you know about me or my intentions. If anything, I think MORE shit-posting needs to be infracted....the actual gobbledy gook drivel that makes no sense. (read: not the staff's wrongful definition of what constitutes "spam" in their minds, stuff that hurts their feelings) In regard to bling bling, I'm of the opinion he should be corralled into only HB or perma-banned forever, because NOTHING he ever posts is coherent, topical, informative, or literate.

As for the Trust Fund Bitch aka. Constantinople.....wow, there are a ton of tears he's brought to the table. It's amusing how much adult discourse with REAL LIFE experiences refuting his empty and nonsensical rhetoric leaves him so agitated and intimidate....and how he wants people that are so clearly intellectually superior to be shown the door. He most certainly HAS been owned by myself and so many others on here refuting his mindless prattle, which is why his panties are now soiled by those tears and piss that is giving him so much discomfort.

I especially love his bold statement..."so and so's opinion is wrong!". ELL OH FUCKIN ELL @ an intellectually insecure nincompoop that is so lost in his sheltered world, he doesn't even know what the simple meaning of the word "opinion" is. Poor little Fundie, has a handful of users in a new community not used to his meager tripe and naive ramblings, and now he's trying to get rid of all the big bad mean adults that leave him flopping around like a dying fish out of water gasping for a few last seconds of life.

That partial sentence became a self-fulfilling prophecy. I rest my case.

[Ninja]

To anyone who has a problem with shitposting, suck a dick.  You want to try and act all high and mighty, like you're some sort of intellectual superior, yet you must be a fucking moron, because you can't even appreciate a little satire.  Fucking retarded anal retentive virgins!

True "Satire"....is like Spaceballs the movie. Its a farce, but still has legitimate dialogue, plot, and purpose.

Someone like Bling Bling however....isn't "satire", its just NOISE. It would be like taking the top rack out of a full dishwasher, and dropping all the contents on the floor and quantifying it as "communication". Nope, its just noise. Nothing more.

I'm sorry, but Bling Bling is a fucking integral part of the community.  Without him, all you have is a bunch of tightwads with their panties in a bunch.  Bling Bling makes me laugh every fucking day and if people can't appreciate his genius than I feel sorry for them.  Splooge Gook is another, though lately he's been trying to come as being hyper-intelligent, but that's just been rather annoying.

[equanimity]

Bling is a solid contributor.  We just need to get him posting his hilarious content in the proper forum!

[Ninja]

Bling is a solid contributor.  We just need to get him posting his hilarious content in the proper forum!

Fuck formality.

Why do the mods refuse to let this shit be organic?

[joe camel]

Someone like Bling Bling however....isn't "satire", its just NOISE. It would be like taking the top rack out of a full dishwasher, and dropping all the contents on the floor and quantifying it as "communication". Nope, its just noise. Nothing more.

The same could be said for all your posts. What do you contribute to the site other than crying because you dont like the way the site is run?

[DaGuru]

Daguru, what do you propose as a solution to all this sites problems?

1) Pull the stick(or is it Zek's cock?) out of Arnox's ass.....so he can be a gracious, amicable, helpful and positive admin/poster again.....like he was for many weeks after the Zoklet merge.

2) Demod Zek, and forum restrict him only to HB and the Food Section.

3) Be heavier handed moderating the shit-posting idiocy, with the long term goal as building an adult informative/entertaining discussion board.

4) Moar newds

[equanimity]

Fuck formality.

Why do the mods refuse to let this shit be organic?

"Sorry," she said, "I got out as fast as I could, but I had to stay and socialize. Protocol, you know."
"Explain protocol," Nell said. This was how she always talked to the Primer.
"At the place we're going, you need to watch your manners. Don't say 'explain this' or 'explain that.'"
"Would it impose on your time unduly to provide me with a concise explanation of the term protocol?" Nell said.
Again Rita made that nervous laugh and looked at Nell with an expression that looked like poorly concealed alarm.

[DaGuru]

That partial sentence became a self-fulfilling prophecy. I rest my case.

Since paragraphs are such a heavy intellectual exercise for you, why exactly do you come to a message board that requires you to *gasp* read....and just go find Twitter or some silly chatroom?

[joe camel]

Daguru, what do you propose as a solution to all this sites problems?

1) Pull the stick(or is it Zek's cock?) out of Arnox's ass.....so he can be a gracious, amicable, helpful and positive admin/poster again.....like he was for many weeks after the Zoklet merge.

2) Demod Zek, and forum restrict him only to HB and the Food Section.

3) Be heavier handed moderating the shit-posting idiocy, with the long term goal as building an adult informative/entertaining discussion board.

4) Moar newds

What will demodding zek do? I have zero problems with the admin of the site. Maybe you do because all you do is cry.

You contribute fucking NOTHING to the site. Have you ever made a post that wasnt just rambling about the site administration?

[Ninja]

Fuck formality.

Why do the mods refuse to let this shit be organic?

"Sorry," she said, "I got out as fast as I could, but I had to stay and socialize. Protocol, you know."
"Explain protocol," Nell said. This was how she always talked to the Primer.
"At the place we're going, you need to watch your manners. Don't say 'explain this' or 'explain that.'"
"Would it impose on your time unduly to provide me with a concise explanation of the term protocol?" Nell said.
Again Rita made that nervous laugh and looked at Nell with an expression that looked like poorly concealed alarm.

Though I am a Stephenson fan, here in reality, we dispense with protocol in order to get shit done. That's how it works.  You can either worry about BS, or get shit done.

[DaGuru]

The same could be said for all your posts. What do you contribute to the site other than crying because you dont like the way the site is run?

Look around dipshit....I contribute all over the place. Its not hard to click my profile and find threads I contribute to that don't have anything to do with scoffing at the hypocrisy of modding Zek which is completely contrary to Arnox's actual requisites.

[DaGuru]

What will demodding zek do?

Funny, you claim "all I do is talk about site politics"....and yet I've explained plenty how detrimental Zek is for the culture and growth of this site, but now you play stupid. Again, use that profile button....I've gone over this multiple times already.

[equanimity]

Fuck formality.

Why do the mods refuse to let this shit be organic?

"Sorry," she said, "I got out as fast as I could, but I had to stay and socialize. Protocol, you know."
"Explain protocol," Nell said. This was how she always talked to the Primer.
"At the place we're going, you need to watch your manners. Don't say 'explain this' or 'explain that.'"
"Would it impose on your time unduly to provide me with a concise explanation of the term protocol?" Nell said.
Again Rita made that nervous laugh and looked at Nell with an expression that looked like poorly concealed alarm.

Though I am a Stephenson fan, here in reality, we dispense with protocol in order to get shit done. That's how it works.  You can either worry about BS, or get shit done.

We're here to talk to each other, ans share information.  Protocol is half of the stuff we even have to do!

[Ninja]

Equanimity...  Though I know you are a lapdog for Satan, you're talking about a group of people who go against the system.   And, you want to impose BS policy upon us?  Never! No PI, no CP, Other than that, the mod staff should get the fuck out of the way of genius and let this beast develop organically.

[Vulture]

Since paragraphs are such a heavy intellectual exercise for you, why exactly do you come to a message board that requires you to *gasp* read....and just go find Twitter or some silly chatroom?

"requires"?

The majority of that post wasn't even in response to me (the first 53 words), just more sputum (the following 222 words).

I've explained plenty how detrimental Zek is for the culture and growth of this site

... with absolutely no evidence that Zek is even on the site. MOAR ANECDOTES!