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Offline Gollumkip

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My review on the tenga sex egg
« on: October 12, 2014, 05:06:56 am »
This thing is cheap. It's designed to be semi disposable. I haven't had mine show any signs of wear at all. That said, save your money and buy something better. This thing sucks. You really have to work it. It is easy to clean and it does feel good. It's just too much work tobe stretching this thing over your dick. I'd prefer a traditional sleeve any day. That is all.
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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2014, 07:28:14 am »
After 7 uses the egg has begun to show signs if wear and tear. I will keep you all posted.
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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2014, 07:36:03 pm »
This is not amazon. Fuck off.

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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2014, 08:32:00 pm »
Still in great condition. I can only assume the other reviews yiu see here where the egg lasts for only a few sessions are by people much more well endowed than I am. My dick measures only 2 x 2 inches hard but it makes this egg absolutely phenomenal.
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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2014, 05:25:59 am »
Still going strong I need to be rougher
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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2014, 05:26:57 am »
im gonna send this thread to your mother


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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2014, 06:28:01 am »
Still in great condition , minimal wear
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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2014, 06:33:10 am »
you're sick.
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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2014, 06:51:48 am »
+1 use
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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2014, 11:04:37 am »
wut fuks a tenga sex egg

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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2014, 09:59:58 pm »
It's an egg, that you fuck.
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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2014, 08:23:48 am »
1 time i tried to create a homemade version of this automated device

i got egg all over my biolagical tube and also shell in my pube

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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2014, 08:29:36 am »
It looks really fucking awkward and I hope your mother walks in on you while you're using it.
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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2014, 02:38:58 pm »
1 time i tried to create a homemade version of this automated device

i got egg all over my biolagical tube and also shell in my pube
Wow. Just Wow.

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Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2014, 03:15:08 pm »
My dick measures only 2 x 2 inches hard

is it  a cube cock?