My review on the tenga sex egg

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It looks really fucking awkward and I hope your mother walks in on you while you're using it.

dude she did thats the worst thing

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i couldnt cover it because the shell would dig deeper into the flesh

[Chiefchicken]

My dick measures only 2 x 2 inches hard

is it  a cube cock?

 I believe that would be a cock squared to the 2nd power

[aldra]

sorry, I assumed the height and width would be roughly equal.

[Chiefchicken]

Mathematically speaking I believe he may have a Rubik cube penile extension

[Obbe]

Sasha greys deep throat pocket pal is good.

[Chiefchicken]

Sasha greys deep throat pocket pal is good.

The pussy one isn't too bad either

[Gollumkip]

Sasha greys deep throat pocket pal is good.

This was my last one.

Edit: I had this one for well over a year. Due to neglect and constant use it became worn and discolored and the time to get a new one was here. Great product. could have used longer if I wanted really but the thing started to fucking disgust me.

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without having ever seen such a device, can you tell me if my mom would notice it for what it is if I say, left it on the coffee table or kitchen counter when she comes over to visit?

[Gollumkip]

Update- After over a month of use I have finally broken a hole in this thing. Suction is down, it leaks everywhere, overall it's fufilling it's purpose but not as well as it was. For the price, I'd say definitely go buy something else that will last longer and has the friction feel to it rather than just stretching feels. I've bought a toy 3X the price and i am going to be writing a review on it once it arrives.

without having ever seen such a device, can you tell me if my mom would notice it for what it is if I say, left it on the coffee table or kitchen counter when she comes over to visit?

If you keep it in the black little easter egg looking thing, no. Even if you dont' nobody is gonna know what the fuck it is. You could say it's a kid's toy or something that your friend's kid left when they came over or some shit I don't fucking know you piece of shit goat.

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

Update- After over a month of use I have finally broken a hole in this thing. Suction is down, it leaks everywhere, overall it's fufilling it's purpose but not as well as it was. For the price, I'd say definitely go buy something else that will last longer and has the friction feel to it rather than just stretching feels. I've bought a toy 3X the price and i am going to be writing a review on it once it arrives.

without having ever seen such a device, can you tell me if my mom would notice it for what it is if I say, left it on the coffee table or kitchen counter when she comes over to visit?

If you keep it in the black little easter egg looking thing, no. Even if you dont' nobody is gonna know what the fuck it is. You could say it's a kid's toy or something that your friend's kid left when they came over or some shit I don't fucking know you piece of shit goat.

ok and what about if I wanted her to recognize it for what it really is? Could the smell help to give it away, like if I use it near a bowel movement and don't wash it afterward?

[Gollumkip]

I would say just leave your lubricant and semen in there. If she asks what it is you could always tell her although if you're trying to be sly about it and see if she's interested (because let's be honest who wouldn't fuck your mom) then you could "try to hide it" in front of her and act all embarassed once she picks it up or asks about it or whatever. Good luck!