nigga i'm geeked the fuck up

[joe camel]

Just blew like 2 grams of some fuckin RAW. THE guy i get it from now gave me a 3.5g solid chunk when i copped a ball. No cut, you got to break the chunk down with a razor. A lighter dont cut it my nigga. Best dope dealer ever.

[constantinople]

You should get some tested see how pure it really is.

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

yeah but is it Heisenberg blue?

[joe camel]

Now im sober and need heroin. How could i get it tested? And its coke btw.

[RisiR]

You weigh the amount you want to test figure A and then you base it so you get figure B and weigh again. Substract figure B from figure A and you get the loss.

Let's say you have 1g of cocaine powder you want to test.

figure A = 1g

let's say after basification you're left with 0,8g.

figure B = 0,8g

1g - 0,8g = 0,2g

That means your coke had 20% impurities and 80% pure cocaine. You're also left with a smokable rock if you do it like that so win win.

If you want powder again you'll have to re-convert it to a salt, though. 

Drug-forum has all the TEKs you'll need and more but I can't link you because that site doesn't work with my browser.

[Wolven Throne]

Now im sober and need heroin. How could i get it tested? And its coke btw.

When I see your name, I just see the name Toothless Joe, and I just want to tell you to shut the fuck up.

All you do is to get your hair-in tested as coke (Coca Cola will do this), and then cut it in half.
That is the amount of hair-in your stupid ginger fucking head has inside of it in the future.





It will give you a green membrane

[joe camel]

Now im sober and need heroin. How could i get it tested? And its coke btw.

When I see your name, I just see the name Toothless Joe, and I just want to tell you to shut the fuck up.

All you do is to get your hair-in tested as coke (Coca Cola will do this), and then cut it in half.
That is the amount of hair-in your stupid ginger fucking head has inside of it in the future.





It will give you a green membrane

For some reason i thought you were Constantinople.

And i'm not a ginger.

[constantinople]

Now im sober and need heroin. How could i get it tested? And its coke btw.

When I see your name, I just see the name Toothless Joe, and I just want to tell you to shut the fuck up.

All you do is to get your hair-in tested as coke (Coca Cola will do this), and then cut it in half.
That is the amount of hair-in your stupid ginger fucking head has inside of it in the future.





It will give you a green membrane

For some reason i thought you were Constantinople.

And i'm not a ginger.

ive never said anything so asinine. well maybe i have. i definitely have. but i didn't say that.