Equanimous advice for troubled souls!

[equanimity]

Advice thread!

You've got fucking problems, and I can help.  Having problems deciding what to make for dinner?  Lacking purpose in life?  Need help choosing a career?  Look no further, friend; I've got you covered.  My advice is free, supported by scientific evidence†, and guaranteed to make your life better!*

Equanimity reserves the right to deny service to any poster for any reason.
†Advice not supported by science.
*Not really.

[Juicebox]

One of my friends has stage 3 cancer, syphilis, and HIV that has not yet progressed to aids. He is in very bad pain but has an opiate tolerance equivalent to 155mg of 3-methylfentanyl per day, built up over 16 months or so.

The chemist that made this for him just poisoned himself with cyanide gas trying to make 4-methylaminorex, and is in the ICU. What can he do to help stop his pain and prevent withdrawal?

[starvingniglet]

If you died and your cats ran out of food, would they end up eating you?  And if so, does that make them cannibals?

[equanimity]

One of my friends has stage 3 cancer, syphilis, and HIV that has not yet progressed to aids. He is in very bad pain but has an opiate tolerance equivalent to 155mg of 3-methylfentanyl per day, built up over 16 months or so.

The chemist that made this for him just poisoned himself with cyanide gas trying to make 4-methylaminorex, and is in the ICU. What can he do to help stop his pain and prevent withdrawal?

Uhh...

*grabs Magic 8-ball*

*shakes*

"It is decidedly so."

I hope this has been helpful.

[equanimity]

If you died and your cats ran out of food, would they end up eating you?  And if so, does that make them cannibals?

This isn't asking for advice at all :hrmph:

But to answer your question: your cats would never eat you if they loved you, and it would count as cannibalism if you were truly family.

[starvingniglet]

This isn't asking for advice at all :hrmph:

But to answer your question: your cats would never eat you if they loved you, and it would count as cannibalism if you were truly family.

 

[RisiR]

make your life better!

 

[Controversialrogue]

Not really keen to take advice from a dick mutilating tranny. No offence, of course.

[Soso0]

I think we would be better off not taking advice from you. We've all seen your depressing ass threads

[Prometheus]

Depressing ass-threads? Are her pants really that bad?

[Soso0]

Depressing ass-threads? Are her pants really that bad?

Yeah pants  ... idiot

[Prometheus]

[Soso0]

That's one shitty hobby you got there. How do you live with yourself

[mashleshmash]

I thought equanimity underwent a name change and was someone else.


lol

[equanimity]

I thought equanimity underwent a name change and was someone else.


lol

Sometimes you're simply in the mood for eating drywall.