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how to pass a drug test for thc
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:53:00 pm »
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2014, 11:55:20 pm »
abstinence
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2014, 11:59:07 pm »
BEST ways-abstinence

OR-2 gallons of cranberry juice the night before, and as much gatorade as you can out through your system the day of.
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2014, 12:01:34 am »
Don't forget those B vitamins.


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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2014, 12:06:30 am »
BEST ways-abstinence

OR-2 gallons of cranberry juice the night before, and as much gatorade as you can out through your system the day of.

yeah, you want dilution, dilution, dilution.  Piss more than you have ever pissed before, and then piss once more for the test. 

I always cheated at the methadone clinic, though.  I would get a visine bottle, put clean urine in there, put the cap on, and 15 minutes before I arrived at the clinic I would buy a cup of hot water and a lid.  I would throw the bottle in there for a few minutes and then took it out and put it under my arm.  Then when I got there I would go through the patdown/empty your pockets thing, then go in the restroom and squirt the visine into the test cup.  There was a temp gauge on the side of the cup, and I am not sure what it registered but I never had a problem.  I always wondered if it was too hot but they hardly ever even looked at it.

Then they put in cameras but they didn't turn them on for months, and I am not sure if they ever did but at that time I had quit smoking weed and taking speed so I tested clean anyway.
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2014, 12:10:22 am »
When I had court-mandated drug tests, they would stand there and STARE at you while you peed.  They had to see the urine going in the cup, and it was very very invasive.  Developed some weird bathroom anxiety over it.


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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2014, 12:12:49 am »
water purification pills generally found in the camping/outdoor section of your local camping/outdoor store. designed for snake bites and such, they clear you out.

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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2014, 12:42:45 am »
1. Dilution
2. Consume ridiculous amounts of OTC niacin
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2014, 12:55:19 am »
I used synthetic urine for the drug test my job required.  Worked perfectly.

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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2014, 01:16:28 am »
Don't forget those B vitamins.

b vitamins are not nessecary for dip stick test, but thanks anyways
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2014, 01:17:36 am »
When I had court-mandated drug tests, they would stand there and STARE at you while you peed.  They had to see the urine going in the cup, and it was very very invasive.  Developed some weird bathroom anxiety over it.

yes they do that to me too
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2014, 03:20:42 pm »
Think B vitamins add color to your pee which is why they're recommended.

I've never been searched before a piss test.  Tho at my methadone clinic they had a camera attached to the fucking toilet. 

N at my sub docs office I do this:  Dip cup into toilet water, pull flap to display results, dump water, actually piss in cup, use small amount of a glue stick to close flap back up, pass drug screen.
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2014, 08:16:49 pm »
i sell military grade piss

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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2014, 08:53:54 pm »
Bleach down your urethra or just drink Anti Freeze to clean out your kidneys.
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2014, 11:51:06 pm »
i sell military grade piss

LOL. Trailer Park Boys reference?