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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2014, 11:57:20 pm »
Bleach down your urethra or just drink Anti Freeze to clean out your kidneys.
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2014, 11:57:51 pm »
Bleach down your urethra or just drink Anti Freeze to clean out your kidneys.

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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2014, 11:58:12 pm »
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2014, 11:58:40 pm »
BEST ways-abstinence

OR-2 gallons of cranberry juice the night before, and as much gatorade as you can out through your system the day of.
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2014, 11:59:14 pm »
1. Dilution
2. Consume ridiculous amounts of OTC niacin

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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2014, 11:59:43 pm »
I used synthetic urine for the drug test my job required.  Worked perfectly.

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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2014, 12:00:14 am »
Bleach down your urethra or just drink Anti Freeze to clean out your kidneys.

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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2014, 12:00:19 am »
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2014, 12:37:39 am »
niacin doesn't work
Source?

Not all niacin is equal. No flush niacin isn't effective. You want immediate release.

Niacin + drinking fucktons of water + avoid eating fat 24 hours in advance = pass.
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Re: how to pass a drug test for thc
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2014, 09:35:06 am »


You can't beat the test. The best you can do is find someone with clean piss and use their sample as yours. Stored piss should be refrigerated.