saw something wierd in the woods just now

[Rook]

http://jezebel.com/american-horror-story-in-real-life-creepy-clowns-stalk-1645289423?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

just ran across this article about creepy clowns wandering around these towns and thought of you.. any relevance?

[-SpectraL]

If it had of been me, as soon as I saw the clown I would have rushed it.

[RisiR]

You know what you have to do....

Brew some strong Ayahuasca and reclaim that part of the woods. Or make some new friends, there. Anyway.... Ayahuasca.

[starvingniglet]

just ran across this article about creepy clowns wandering around these towns and thought of you.. any relevance?

fuck, idk....it is just as likely as living statue, demon, or sasquatch

[equanimity]

You know what you have to do....

Brew some strong Ayahuasca and reclaim that part of the woods. Or make some new friends, there. Anyway.... Ayahuasca.

Don't forget your gun!

(do not bring your gun)

[RisiR]

Forget the gun. The spirits you bring with you in the Ayahuasca are more powerful than anything men could ever create.

Go back there as a God and ask politely for a dance. Feel the forest answer and become the mourning clown yourself.

[starvingniglet]

Forget the gun. The spirits you bring with you in the Ayahuasca are more powerful than anything men could ever create.

Go back there as a God and ask politely for a dance. Feel the forest answer and become the mourning clown yourself.

Ok the ayahuasca thing was gay at first but this post saved the joke

[RisiR]

I'm not joking. 

[helladamnleet]

So hold on.

You were on your way to this graveyard.
You saw a statue that you "RECOGNIZE"
This statue wasn't really a statue.
You never noticed, in all your times there that the statue wasn't real
You never noticed in your last time there that the statue was VASTLY different.

I'm still calling bullshit.

[starvingniglet]

So hold on.

You were on your way to this graveyard.
You saw a statue that you "RECOGNIZE"
This statue wasn't really a statue.
You never noticed, in all your times there that the statue wasn't real
You never noticed in your last time there that the statue was VASTLY different.

I'm still calling bullshit.

You are adding your own interpretation to what I wrote. 

I left out the part that I haven't been there in like 10 years.

When I saw a 'statue' I knew I was near the graveyard.

A decade ago, when I first saw this place, I didn't map it out in my mind with exacting precision.  I just saw an old graveyard, checked out some of the still-visible etchings on the stones, and noted the general area.  Haven't been back until the other day.

[Zero]

"Burlap", she said the clothing looked like, "Burlap".

As if a fucking child could be so descriptive.

[starvingniglet]

Zero, you are seriously a fucking retard.  How old is my kid?  Do you know?

[RisiR]

[starvingniglet]

I wish there was a psychotic glare smiley

[RisiR]

I wish there was a psychotic glare smiley

Yea, we seriously need more reaction smilies.