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Offline X0MB13

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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2014, 01:18:17 am »
I laughed so it was funny............your culture is just weird....my people would laugh
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2014, 01:23:38 am »
Quote from: X0MB13 on October 11, 2014, 01:18:17 am
I laughed so it was funny............your culture is just weird....my people would laugh

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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2014, 09:45:03 am »
Body fluids are Mike's kryptonite, haha. :cosby:
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2014, 11:08:47 am »
Quote from: RisiR on October 11, 2014, 09:45:03 am
Body fluids are Mike's kryptonite, haha. :cosby:

yet I have changed a million diapers and cleaned up millions of gallons of pet waste and refuse. 

Semen is actually my kryptonite
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #49 on: October 11, 2014, 01:28:56 pm »
Semen would make a wonderful topical skin treatment if you could find enough of it.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #50 on: October 11, 2014, 04:00:54 pm »
Quote from: equanimity on October 11, 2014, 01:28:56 pm
Semen would make a wonderful topical skin treatment if you could find enough of it.
Source.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #51 on: October 11, 2014, 04:39:32 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on October 11, 2014, 04:00:54 pm
Quote from: equanimity on October 11, 2014, 01:28:56 pm
Semen would make a wonderful topical skin treatment if you could find enough of it.
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Prostate and testicles.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #52 on: October 11, 2014, 05:34:29 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on October 11, 2014, 04:00:54 pm
Quote from: equanimity on October 11, 2014, 01:28:56 pm
Semen would make a wonderful topical skin treatment if you could find enough of it.
Source.

google/nip tuck is your friend

I actually was just diagnosed with a large prostate, if you want guys want any extra ball juice for whatever reason pm me for details
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #53 on: October 11, 2014, 06:44:35 pm »
Eat me, this way.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #54 on: October 11, 2014, 06:58:39 pm »
Quote from: equanimity on October 11, 2014, 01:28:56 pm
Semen would make a wonderful topical skin treatment if you could find enough of it.

Post your address and I'm sure you'll be getting plenty of parcels in the mail very soon.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #55 on: October 11, 2014, 11:15:38 pm »
I have a strict policy not to give out my personal address to crazy people.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #56 on: October 11, 2014, 11:37:21 pm »
^lol...
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #57 on: October 11, 2014, 11:58:49 pm »
Quote from: zok jr. on October 10, 2014, 03:14:24 pm
Quote from: equanimity on October 10, 2014, 01:38:37 pm
Making out is always fun, regardless of gender.  You have good taste in sexuality, OP :)
idk is imagine making out with a guy would taste like hot dogs and cigarettes while girls always gave some fruity shit on their lips.

In my experience, girls taste like liquor and GHB.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #58 on: October 12, 2014, 12:43:23 am »
Quote from: Prometheus on October 11, 2014, 11:58:49 pm
Quote from: zok jr. on October 10, 2014, 03:14:24 pm
Quote from: equanimity on October 10, 2014, 01:38:37 pm
Making out is always fun, regardless of gender.  You have good taste in sexuality, OP :)
idk is imagine making out with a guy would taste like hot dogs and cigarettes while girls always gave some fruity shit on their lips.

In my experience, girls taste like liquor and GHB.

i've had those experiences to, but for the most part they don't taste like that because I'm not into druggy skanks like you and the faggot rizzo are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBKzIYs9Fpc
^^^ sounds just like rizzo, making out with guys is so punk rawk!
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #59 on: October 12, 2014, 12:56:22 am »
Quote from: kroz on October 12, 2014, 12:43:23 am
i've had those experiences to, but for the most part they don't taste like that because I'm not into druggy skanks like you and the faggot rizzo are

^^^ sounds just like rizzo, making out with guys is so punk rawk!

I like this side of kroz, not the kroz from your sig line. 
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