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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2014, 05:37:26 pm »
fabridge eggs are limited because there are only 12 in the world. you can't engineer a frabridge egg out of pure code, you need something to work by and is actually real

I always understood that bitcoins are finite, but they are 'locked up' in the 'blocks' and are not in the picture until mined.



lol, this doesn't exist in computerin'. it's either encrypted code of some sort or you're talking about the literal amount of pure computer energy harvested. maybe the market crashes when something like that happens, cause it might be some sort of code or power confined within 60, 600, 6000 computers or so. but if you can control BTC dynamics you could also keep it in equilibrium while benefiting yourself i.e. stealing someone's internets

or maybe not, i usually smoke a huge amount of fake weed to be amused enough to post here
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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2014, 05:39:37 pm »
what's your favorite number?

i just thought about this and my favorite number is 2. my favorite color is probably blue. my favorite letter of the alphabet would have to be Z. if i imagined the color of my aura it would probably be a greyish orange-red
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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2014, 05:39:49 pm »
It makes me mad that people are actually smoking fake weed in the year of our lord, 2014

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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2014, 05:42:27 pm »
you're talking about the literal amount of pure computer energy harvested. maybe the market crashes when something like that happens, cause it might be some sort of code or power confined within 60, 600, 6000 computers or so.

Well, yeah, bitcoins would be worthless without the tech infrastructure, the same way that no one will want US dollars if civilization collapses.  They may be good for toilet paper, but not much else. 
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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2014, 05:43:12 pm »
my aura it would probably be a greyish orange-red

More like a gayish orange-red.
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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2014, 05:45:18 pm »
you're talking about the literal amount of pure computer energy harvested. maybe the market crashes when something like that happens, cause it might be some sort of code or power confined within 60, 600, 6000 computers or so.

Well, yeah, bitcoins would be worthless without the tech infrastructure, the same way that no one will want US dollars if civilization collapses.  They may be good for toilet paper, but not much else. 

but for people to have a dynamic bitcoin market they have access to this system, right? that means they may not be able to make bitcoin poof out of thin air, they could just move the hands around the clock a little bit
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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2014, 05:46:24 pm »
fabridge eggs are limited because there are only 12 in the world. you can't engineer a frabridge egg out of pure code, you need something to work by and is actually real

I always understood that bitcoins are finite, but they are 'locked up' in the 'blocks' and are not in the picture until mined.



lol, this doesn't exist in computerin'. it's either encrypted code of some sort or you're talking about the literal amount of pure computer energy harvested. maybe the market crashes when something like that happens, cause it might be some sort of code or power confined within 60, 600, 6000 computers or so. but if you can control BTC dynamics you could also keep it in equilibrium while benefiting yourself i.e. stealing someone's internets

or maybe not, i usually smoke a huge amount of fake weed to be amused enough to post here
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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2014, 05:47:10 pm »
but for people to have a dynamic bitcoin market they have access to this system, right? that means they may not be able to make bitcoin poof out of thin air, they could just move the hands around the clock a little bit

I don't know enough about how bitcoin works to discuss it intelligently, but I would assume that they have thought of this loophole and have some way of preventing it.
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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2014, 05:52:47 pm »
i don't know anything about bitcoins i just am great at pwning noobs
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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2014, 05:54:04 pm »
>somebody walks into chinese kid's apartment, steals his 1TB bitcoin harddrive
>the great depression for petty internet criminals
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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2014, 05:57:38 pm »
The "economics" section of bitcointalk.org can be some of the cringiest shit you've ever seen.

"feeding all the homeless with BITCOIN"

"fiat currency is over!!!!!"

"solution to poverty, socialism or capitalism?"

It's really the most neckbearded no nothing shit I've ever seen and yet the worst thread has more posts than the entirety of sanctuary and if you remove myself and sploo from the equation, a higher concentration of quality than sanc.

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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2014, 05:58:23 pm »
like, i would assume it would be a better idea to have a viable, standard stock share, and then put small amounts of whatever you earn (only if you're good enough to earn) into BTC, because basically it's entirely experimental. you can have real world money that is far less likely to just getted v& at any given moment with possibly no foreshadowing. you use your real money to use anonymous bitcoin money to experiment in alternative markets and order heroin in a sandwich bag from cuba with BTC when needed

tl;dr you're just an over glorified gambler who's probably losing more money than he's easrned
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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2014, 05:58:31 pm »
>somebody walks into chinese kid's apartment, steals his 1TB bitcoin harddrive
>the great depression for petty internet criminals

I loled, might tweet this

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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2014, 06:02:46 pm »
>somebody walks into chinese kid's apartment, steals his 1TB bitcoin harddrive
>the great depression for petty internet criminals

I loled, might tweet this
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Re: I'm going to punch bitcoin in the face
« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2014, 06:03:43 pm »
i will admit that unstable matter has been sending me sexually aggressive PMs lately

is that PI?
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