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Offline splooge gook

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Would I get killed in American prison?
« on: October 04, 2014, 01:05:04 pm »
What about Canadian prison?

Being lanky, effeminate, white, and having a triple digit IQ, I have a feeling I wouldn't last too long, but I've never actually been in an institution like that. I have no clue how "predatory" the people there really are. Maybe I would make a bunch of friends and introduce them to this website.

When I was thrown in behavioral problem classes for a year there was this nigger who wouldn't stop picking on me so I stabbed him with a  pencil and he proceeded to punch me in the face repeatedly. Didn't really hurt though. Then an hour later I'm like waving to him smiling "Hey! How are you?". He stopped fucking with me after that even though I lost the fight.

"See that nigga sploo. He's the craziest nigga in this school"

*Various blacks and latino juvenile delinquents look at me and agree*

*Continue doing social studies homework*

I also bit a nigger's head after he threw something at me."That nigga fuckin' bit me". He ended up getting suspended anyway.

However, I feel if that occurred in a prison I may have had my neck broken.
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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2014, 01:09:46 pm »
No, acting 'psycho' to try to scare away any potential adversaries does not work.  If you plan on going to prison, you have two choices:  learn to fight, or stretch out that asshole.  Maybe both, because keeping contraband and weapons in your anal cavity is a survival skill in prison.

Ask unstable, he would know.  I have only ever been in county jails.
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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2014, 01:17:10 pm »
It all just depends on carrying yourself. I was unfortunate enough to have spent a little more than a year in apparentlythe most notorious prison in Maryland in Baltimore city. I'm basically just an average white kid, but I'm not stupid, and I'm not an asshole. It's all in how you carry yourself. In my 26 years of life, I have been incarcerated in various city / county jails and one prison term, and have only gotten 2 fights over about 4 years total. That being said, I also don't have a serious temper, but I am a pretty chill, laid back guy, and show respect.
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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2014, 01:17:44 pm »
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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2014, 01:18:40 pm »
That being said don't listen to all the assholes that tell you all prison is- is fights and rape.
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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2014, 01:20:33 pm »
Also, can you bullshit what you're in for without any guard or whatever trying to point you out on your bullshit? What's generally the most "acceptable" of things to be in prison for? I'm sure "check forging" or "multiple DUIs" sounds a lot better than "I trolled someone so badly over facebook that I got arrested thrice."

Is it better to pretend to be "loyal" or whatever to whoever your fellow inmates are, or to just keep to yourself as much as possible?
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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2014, 01:25:10 pm »
Quote from: splooge gook on October 04, 2014, 01:20:33 pm
Also, can you bullshit what you're in for without any guard or whatever trying to point you out on your bullshit? What's generally the most "acceptable" of things to be in prison for? I'm sure "check forging" or "multiple DUIs" sounds a lot better than "I trolled someone so badly over facebook that I got arrested thrice."

Is it better to pretend to be "loyal" or whatever to whoever your fellow inmates are, or to just keep to yourself as much as possible?

If you are in there for something fucked up like rape or something, yeah the c.o.s will point you out. And it is very wiseto stay to yourself, but there's a degree. Just mind your own business. If you stay to yourself too much, your going to be bored. I usually find a select few ppl i deem fit lol.
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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2014, 02:30:56 pm »
Just do your best to stay out of all the drama
Don't lie about what you're in there for though they'll find out and that won't look good
Prison isn't that bad unless you're a bitch with no common sense then it can be bad lol.
I wouldn't tell everybody your iq though. Or about this website
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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2014, 02:49:06 pm »
All prison is, is fights and rape.
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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2014, 09:16:37 pm »
The chances of getting literally killed are very low. When I was serving time in Kentucky for cocaine I never even had so much as an argument, let alone rapes/shankings/fights etc...

I've honestly met more "predator" types out of prison then I have inside. I guess the main thing I would tell you is don't accept any "gifts" because 9 times out of 10 they aren't, people will completely ignore the fact they owe you 80 bucks but will get up in your face over your 10 dollar "gift". Again, never experienced this in prison but outside of it several times, could well be that you're in a horrible shit prison, if that's the case be on the look out for these types because the place will be swarming with them.

Other than that, generally mind your business, be respectful and polite, don't go out of your way to please anyone, predator types think just because you're kind you must be some kind of bitch, their tiny brains cant comprehend compassion.
Also, don't brag about your IQ, claim to be smart, rich, funny, witty etc..No one likes a smug asshole.

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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2014, 11:18:08 pm »

Yes. Yes, you would.
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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2014, 11:46:17 pm »
Nobody really gets killed in prison, unless your in close custody. If you have to fight, fight, as in someone steals your canteen card, jumps in front of you in line for the phone, theyre just testing you to see if youll fight or be a bitch. Your not gonna get raped, prison sex is consensual.

Dont be a bitch, and don't be scared to get your ass kicked.
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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2014, 12:01:45 am »
Quote from: joe camel on October 04, 2014, 11:46:17 pm
Nobody really gets killed in prison, unless your in close custody. If you have to fight, fight, as in someone steals your canteen card, jumps in front of you in line for the phone, theyre just testing you to see if youll fight or be a bitch. Your not gonna get raped, prison sex is consensual.

Dont be a bitch, and don't be scared to get your ass kicked.

Lol... some prison sex is consensual, however, there is some that isn't. Those cases are typically on 'life units', which is where everyone on the unit is doing life. The mentality changes when you reach that tier of incarceration. But yeah, I'd be inclined to agree with the notion that prison sex is typically consensual on lower security units.
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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2014, 01:44:33 am »
Unfortunately enough there are enough willing sexual participants in prison these days for a whole lot of rapes to be going down... A lot of street charges being pressed these days.
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Re: Would I get killed in American prison?
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2014, 01:52:15 am »
You sound like a smart ass...
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