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who color is my eyes?
« on: October 04, 2014, 02:36:08 am »


do i look like somebody you would trust with your life?

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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2014, 02:39:47 am »
Where was that picture taken, in an abandoned diner?
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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2014, 02:41:43 am »
i used to smash holes in my wall with a sledgehammer to pass the time

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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2014, 02:43:15 am »
Is it a dark shade of faggot?
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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2014, 02:52:01 am »
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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2014, 02:54:48 am »
you're looking less lesbianic/androgynous I hope you're using your newfound masculinity to assert dominance over your father at every possible chance

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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2014, 03:06:49 am »
you're looking less lesbianic/androgynous I hope you're using your newfound masculinity to assert dominance over your father at every possible chance

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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2014, 03:10:23 am »
are they green? blue? grey? brown? hazel?

i cannot tell you because i am colorblind and am not entirely sure what a color is. i used to be also unable to see object contrast which led me stumbling around falling down stairs the first 6 years of my life. i never got over my stair falling habit. i like to think i'm keeping myself cognitively young.

seriously, what's the difference between smoking meth and a cardio workout? i tried typing this into google and got 0 replies so now i'm asking u guys
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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2014, 03:12:28 am »
are they green? blue? grey? brown? hazel?

i cannot tell you because i am colorblind and am not entirely sure what a color is. i used to be also unable to see object contrast which led me stumbling around falling down stairs the first 6 years of my life. i never got over my stair falling habit. i like to think i'm keeping myself cognitively young.

seriously, what's the difference between smoking meth and a cardio workout? i tried typing this into google and got 0 replies so now i'm asking u guys
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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2014, 08:15:06 am »
those are either soulless nigger eyes or conniving jew eyes.


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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2014, 08:50:58 am »
do i look like somebody you would trust with your life?
Yes, actually.
are they green? blue? grey? brown? hazel?

seriously, what's the difference between smoking meth and a cardio workout?
Some sort of dark brown/grey. It's hard to tell because your photo is shitty, unlike this one.

Meth vs cardio: cardio involves more muscle groups than just the circulatory system and doesn't have the caveats of liver/kidney/lung/brain damage or meth mouth.
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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2014, 04:07:59 pm »
Shit, I'm going to bed now but I'll reply to this post tomorrow.

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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2014, 04:16:47 pm »
Shit, I'm going to bed now but I'll reply to this post tomorrow.

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Oh, I almost forgot.

First of all I think your eyes are beautiful, babe. ;)

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Meth vs cardio: cardio involves more muscle groups than just the circulatory system and doesn't have the caveats of liver/kidney/lung/brain damage or meth mouth.

This is pretty on point for the rest, lol.
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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2014, 04:23:16 pm »
>tfw I will never have a gay meetup with Bradley, finger his ass, and cup his balls, while drunk and rolling

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Re: who color is my eyes?
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2014, 04:25:26 pm »
Is occasional meth smoking still good for your heart?

Meth is definitely good for your brain though if you aren't stupid or binging. I'll never forget the day I taught myself a college course of neurochemistry by opening up 100+ wikipedia articles and rereading every single sentence until I could comprehend the whole article. This obviously took more than 12 hours of non-stop reading.
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