Hi, my name is Asheville

[Asheville]

When I left to go to rehab for Methadone addiction, Zoklet existed.  I decided to move to Southern California permanently, and apparently I'm moving here too!   Good vibes all around.  Get money, fuck bitches, etc, etc...

[millionsofdeadcats]

 

[RisiR]

Welcome to the show. I hope you'll enjoy it.

[RisiR]

Did you know that Steve Martin plays the Banjo? Here's a song about Ashville.

 

[millionsofdeadcats]

When I was a kid edie brickell gave me a boner.

[Bart the General]

>getting addicted to the drugs you take to get off drugs

Do you want to buy some nicotine patches?

[millionsofdeadcats]

>getting addicted to the drugs you take to get off drugs

Do you want to buy some nicotine patches?

>your goofball ass poking your nose into a conversation you know nothing about so that you can try to be superior

Do you want to suck my cock?

edit - I read the wrong thread, thought this was the poppy seed one, but if unstable still wants to suck my dick I am ok with that

[Bart the General]

I've literally seen people puke up methadone into a plastic bowl, strain it through a sock and sell it

this post just made ashville have to take a shit

[RisiR]

Edie brickell is still hot.

[millionsofdeadcats]

I used to get 2 weeks of take homes from the methadone clinic, and one day I had the stomach flu or something and couldn't even keep down small sips of water.   But even as sick as I was, I still wanted to take my methadone dose.  Plus, once I took it, any illness I had usually improved.  So I took my dose and puked it up a few minutes later.  I puked it into a huge water tumbler I had next to my bed.  Later after I napped and woke up and felt better, I fucking drank that methadone puke so as not to waste my daily dose.  It was all cold and thick, too.

[Bart the General]

Steve Martin got married to like a 20 year old who wasn't really that attractive but when you're 60 you're definitely psyched

[millionsofdeadcats]

Edie brickell is still hot.

She probably makes steve martin undergo brutal cock tortures

[Bart the General]

I used to get 2 weeks of take homes from the methadone clinic, and one day I had the stomach flu or something and couldn't even keep down small sips of water.   But even as sick as I was, I still wanted to take my methadone dose.  Plus, once I took it, any illness I had usually improved.  So I took my dose and puked it up a few minutes later.  I puked it into a huge water tumbler I had next to my bed.  Later after I napped and woke up and felt better, I fucking drank that methadone puke so as not to waste my daily dose.  It was all cold and thick, too.

I've always thought a better deterrent than "just say liek no n stuff" and "jails institutions and death" would just be former addicts telling stories of the most pathetic and disgusting things they've done. I dunno, going to prison wit da reel h3rd menz or dying in a glorious shootout with the cops isn't much of a deterrent to young self respecting males but drinking your own puke, sucking off a guy in a public bathroom for meth or rooting through your shit for drugs seems like it'd scare youth straight a lot better than a "if u uze drugz ur gon die" approach

[RisiR]

I used to get 2 weeks of take homes from the methadone clinic, and one day I had the stomach flu or something and couldn't even keep down small sips of water.   But even as sick as I was, I still wanted to take my methadone dose.  Plus, once I took it, any illness I had usually improved.  So I took my dose and puked it up a few minutes later.  I puked it into a huge water tumbler I had next to my bed.  Later after I napped and woke up and felt better, I fucking drank that methadone puke so as not to waste my daily dose.  It was all cold and thick, too.

I've always thought a better deterrent than "just say liek no n stuff" and "jails institutions and death" would just be former addicts telling stories of the most pathetic and disgusting things they've done. I dunno, going to prison wit da reel h3rd menz or dying in a glorious shootout with the cops isn't much of a deterrent to young self respecting males but drinking your own puke, sucking off a guy in a public bathroom for meth or rooting through your shit for drugs seems like it'd scare youth straight a lot better than a "if u uze drugz ur gon die" approach

Absolutely.

Except that the youth now has internet access and reads the stories and still doesn't give a shit with all the nice shake n bake recipes and dark web drug deliveries.

[millionsofdeadcats]

I've always thought a better deterrent than "just say liek no n stuff" and "jails institutions and death" would just be former addicts telling stories of the most pathetic and disgusting things they've done. I dunno, going to prison wit da reel h3rd menz or dying in a glorious shootout with the cops isn't much of a deterrent to young self respecting males but drinking your own puke, sucking off a guy in a public bathroom for meth or rooting through your shit for drugs seems like it'd scare youth straight a lot better than a "if u uze drugz ur gon die" approach

You should start a drug treatment program based on this.  You could be the next Pax Prentiss.