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Offline splooge gook

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Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« on: October 03, 2014, 07:26:46 pm »

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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2014, 10:23:38 pm »
No, not really. Cause I'm on meth and it seems ok to me.
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2014, 10:45:00 pm »
No, not really. Cause I'm on meth and it seems ok to me.
Hahaha, that was funny.
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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2014, 10:54:46 pm »
Is this a meth-fueled delusion?



« Last Edit: October 03, 2014, 10:58:23 pm by splooge gook »
Everything I post iz fiction

"I've shot meth before, is it water soluble?" -semiazas
"I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward." - DARE

https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=276946 (use internet wayback)

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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2014, 11:05:26 pm »
No, that's just retarded.
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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2014, 11:06:03 pm »
Why?
Everything I post iz fiction

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"I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward." - DARE

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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2014, 11:10:50 pm »
It's terrible. The part you said about the 14 year old girl was kinda cute but the rest was just toxic retarded bullshit.

Stop that, man.
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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2014, 11:11:23 pm »
but i think my ex gf is a bitch
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2014, 11:14:49 pm »
Yea, definitely sounds like a bitch. Fuck her. Get over her. Get rid of her.
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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2014, 11:17:39 pm »
I'm mad >:{
Everything I post iz fiction

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"I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward." - DARE

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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2014, 11:25:52 pm »
That's part of life, son.
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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2014, 11:28:09 pm »
Oh man, search for this "celebrity sex" thread by "JennyHatesYou" it's the funniest shit I've seen on zoklet in a while, it's chock full of PI and will make you racist towards Canadians. It's pretty fucking great actually

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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2014, 12:01:05 am »
Oh man, search for this "celebrity sex" thread by "JennyHatesYou" it's the funniest shit I've seen on zoklet in a while, it's chock full of PI and will make you racist towards Canadians. It's pretty fucking great actually

Part of my writing was inspired by this quote from you

"The rapists, child killers, pedophiles etc were basically all put on this range together next to the bubble where you still don't see anybody. I walked through there one time and I got the willies like I was in a haunted house or something" - an anonymous polymath
Everything I post iz fiction

"I've shot meth before, is it water soluble?" -semiazas
"I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward." - DARE

https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=276946 (use internet wayback)

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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2014, 12:03:42 am »
Do you want me to PM you news articles about the most disgusting and depraved people I was incarcerated with?

You have to give me some of your PI in return, like post the diameter of your hips or something

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Re: Is this a meth-fueled delusion?
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2014, 04:02:45 am »
V&
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.