How I stopped being a syncan faggot

[splooge gook]

this is a photo of me suffering from aluminum poisoning, anti-anxiety med side effects, acute bronchitis and cannabinoid withdrawal maybe six days into my last shower.

after hacking up a shit-ton of gross looking multi-toned sputum and vomiting 1-6 times in a row,i start chopping at pieces of hair from the tweaking/fever delirium to make my hair perfectly symmetrical. and got convinced I caught enterovirus D68.

which explained the "fever", but in reality the doctor said i have acute bronchitis and wasn't smoking as many synthetic cannabinoids because of that. so my mistake, i went through withdrawal from full agonists while also suffering from acute bronchitis!

and that lead to cutting off all my hair. the next day i went to a barber and a possibly of age russian girl who was is booty shorts sat directly next to me. wow. anyway the gay barber insulted my haircut and did this.

[Hewfil1]

this is a photo of me suffering from aluminum poisoning, anti-anxiety med side effects, acute bronchitis and cannabinoid withdrawal maybe six days into my last shower.

after hacking up a shit-ton of gross looking multi-toned sputum and vomiting 1-6 times in a row,i start chopping at pieces of hair from the tweaking/fever delirium to make my hair perfectly symmetrical. and got convinced I caught enterovirus D68.

which explained the "fever", but in reality the doctor said i have acute bronchitis and wasn't smoking as many synthetic cannabinoids because of that. so my mistake, i went through withdrawal from full agonists while also suffering from acute bronchitis!

and that lead to cutting off all my hair. the next day i went to a barber and a possibly of age russian girl who was is booty shorts sat directly next to me. wow. anyway the gay barber insulted my haircut and did this.

I can't see the picture, I just get an outlined box with what looks like a page with a folder corner on it.

[bling bling]

lol

[RisiR]

Congrats?

[millionsofdeadcats]

my dad says 'i can't get you cough medicine'

[Tungsten.Chromium]

Bout time sploo

[Bart the General]

Are there any black barbershops in America?

[komokazi]

This is what happens to faggots. Jesus hates you.

[Peace Of Mind]

I bet you relapse in a couple of weeks

[millionsofdeadcats]

I bet you relapse in a couple of weeks

Hah this, he will get bored and dxm just isn't doing the job anymore.

[RisiR]

weeks.

Is the funny part of that post.


Good luck, Sploo.

[millionsofdeadcats]

Is that guy in the sig line your dad?  You fucking canadians are something else, man, I tell ya.  "Let me tell ya aboot my boy.  I can't even buy cough syrup for the little hoser."

[mashleshmash]

Just start smoking some real weeds feeeg

[Bart the General]

Seriously, unless you live in the arctic circle or have court ordered piss tests every 2 hours theres no excuse for smoking fake weed. All I know about it is its sold openly and brroke people on parole smoke it cuz no THC or summingk but I smoked  a joint of OG kush one friday and passed a puss test on monday, I was so high I was gesturing wildly with a tim hortons coffee in my hand and spilledit all over my buddys car. That guy literally owes me $1200 or so now but I dont even really care, Id rather just never see him again and have someone tell me he died in a xar crash sometime when I wasnt expexting to hear it sending me into a reflective and pensive state for the rest of the day and am left feeling grateful and satisified

What the fuck is with your wallpaper/drapes? It aays a lot about your family, if you spent your youth aspiring to spend as much time out of your house and as a result in many other peoples houses youd know this what the fuck am I typing

[Ninja]

Good job sploo.  I quit smoking cigarettes in a similar manner!