I am calling out these users to fight me in real life

[John Smith]

Yes, I don't associate with those kinds of lower class people. I don't have any interest in making money from this, it would just be for the lulz, and because I want to fight somebody that I feel deserves it at least once, finally enact violence upon a filthy human being and satisfy my sadistic misanthropic desires!

I could become the king of r/cringe.

[Xlite]

I remember someone from zoklet having a dude over and kicked his ass.  Was good fun.
Who was that again?

[Xlite]

Doublepost :p

[mark311]

Punk ass bitches don't even respond to my call outs lmao

[RisiR]

I'll fight you just bring it.

[Infinityshock]

I'll fight you just bring it.

You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag with a jackhammer and chainsaw

[RisiR]

I'll fight you just bring it.

You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag with a jackhammer and chainsaw

Your reply from the year 1982 was really creative and funny. I'm proud of you. .....

You said you've been to France, Bosnia and Somalia. It shouldn't be so hard to come to Germany. I'll fight you on the same day you leave the plane. If you beat me up, I'll kill myself live on camera. Deal?

[mark311]

I'll fight you just bring it.

Fuck it were all going to die from Ebola anyways you tell me where to go ill get on the plane right now lol

[mark311]

I'll fight you just bring it.

You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag with a jackhammer and chainsaw

Your reply from the year 1982 was really creative and funny. I'm proud of you. .....

You said you've been to France, Bosnia and Somalia. It shouldn't be so hard to come to Germany. I'll fight you on the same day you leave the plane. If you beat me up, I'll kill myself live on camera. Deal?

Germany? Cool shit bro I'm actually planning on doing a personal tour of Europe I want to go to Ireland, Germany, and The Netherlands

[RisiR]

I'll fight you just bring it.

Fuck it were all going to die from Ebola anyways you tell me where to go ill get on the plane right now lol

Do you have money? We could fight for it. You bring 5k and I bring 5k and winner gets all. No rules, no weapons.

I'll send you a PM with more information.

[Infinityshock]

I'll fight you just bring it.

You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag with a jackhammer and chainsaw

Your reply from the year 1982 was really creative and funny. I'm proud of you. .....

You said you've been to France, Bosnia and Somalia. It shouldn't be so hard to come to Germany. I'll fight you on the same day you leave the plane. If you beat me up, I'll kill myself live on camera. Deal?

Youre adorable when you try to use the same lines the grownups use on you. You need a few more decades of practice...you're not doing it right

You said youre german. The difference is in my case, im not lying

I have a better idea. You come to Florida.  The weather is better and I dont have to smell those nasty turkeys that infest the place. Another benefit is you get to die somewhere more pleasant

[RisiR]

Give me your address with a picture of your ID and an &S stamp and I'll give you my German address and a picture of my German ID and an &S stamp on a German Autobahn sign.

Don't pussy around now. I sadly can't enter the US because of my crimimal record. Just recently I got offered to get half of my ticket paid to live with someone, coincidentally also in Florida. I'm really sorry that that's not possible but I invite you to Germany and I guarantee you, you'll never forget that trip.

[mark311]

I'll fight you just bring it.

Fuck it were all going to die from Ebola anyways you tell me where to go ill get on the plane right now lol

Do you have money? We could fight for it. You bring 5k and I bring 5k and winner gets all. No rules, no weapons.

I'll send you a PM with more information.

I'm not coming over to Europe until probably spring. Plenty of time to smoke pcp and stare at your avatar while I lift weights and hire that Rowdy Randa chick from MMA to train me lol

[Infinityshock]

Give me your address with a picture of your ID and an &S stamp and I'll give you my German address and a picture of my German ID and an &S stamp on a German Autobahn sign.

Don't pussy around now. I sadly can't enter the US because of my crimimal record. Just recently I got offered to get half of my ticket paid to live with someone, coincidentally also in Florida. I'm really sorry that that's not possible but I invite you to Germany and I guarantee you, you'll never forget that trip.

Thats not going to happen.

How convenient.  What did you do...molest some innocent barnyard animal?

Youre not grasping the concept. I have neither the time nor desire to go to eurohole, much less to find you. Stop flattering yourself thinking you have any value to me other than an internet plaything. If u want to play...you come to my yard

[RisiR]

Give me your address with a picture of your ID and an &S stamp and I'll give you my German address and a picture of my German ID and an &S stamp on a German Autobahn sign.

Don't pussy around now. I sadly can't enter the US because of my crimimal record. Just recently I got offered to get half of my ticket paid to live with someone, coincidentally also in Florida. I'm really sorry that that's not possible but I invite you to Germany and I guarantee you, you'll never forget that trip.

Thats not going to happen.

How convenient.  What did you do...molest some innocent barnyard animal?

Youre not grasping the concept. I have neither the time nor desire to go to eurohole, much less to find you. Stop flattering yourself thinking you have any value to me other than an internet plaything. If u want to play...you come to my yard

Fucking coward. Like expected.

I offered you to kill myself live on cam if you can beat me up but you were to much of a coward. Now instead of acting all tough and hard you act sophisticated and that you don't have the time nor desire to come to Germany because it's such a shithole. I guess that's why you defended Germany in several of your posts, right?

You are such a fucking coward. Mister Globetrotter doesn't have the time to visit another country but shitposting on a forum ALL DAY is no problem. Such a coward.


The offer still stands if you ever grow some balls. If you fight me and you kick my ass I'll commit suicide and you can record and post it here on the forum.