If I ever made an alt.....

[millionsofdeadcats]

I would communicate only using smilies, no text or pictures.  Just 'sanctuary smilies'.  At first, no one would probably notice, but when someone would finally ask me 'what is your deal with the smilies, new guy?'  I would post this in response: 

 

'What the fuck is your problem?  Hey admins!  Look at this guy, he is just spamming smilies!'

my alt:   

'Smilies are gay, and you are a nigger.'

my alt:

'I know someone who uses smilies all the time.  HC45 detected.' (This is me talking to my alt)

my alt: 

Soon after, the alt would be banned for 'spamming'.

[Raskolnikov]

 

[RisiR]

Whao dude, back off. 

[Raskolnikov]

Whao dude, back off. 

 

[RisiR]

The laughing Guapo is not to be reckoned with, son. Beware, for he is a powerful tool of destruction.

[Infinityshock]

I would communicate only using smilies, no text or pictures.  Just 'sanctuary smilies'.  At first, no one would probably notice, but when someone would finally ask me 'what is your deal with the smilies, new guy?'  I would post this in response: 

 

'What the fuck is your problem?  Hey admins!  Look at this guy, he is just spamming smilies!'

my alt:   

'Smilies are gay, and you are a nigger.'

my alt:

'I know someone who uses smilies all the time.  HC45 detected.' (This is me talking to my alt)

my alt: 

Soon after, the alt would be banned for 'spamming'.

Youd have more fun playing with dolls and giving each one all your love and devotion. 

[millionsofdeadcats]

Youd have more fun playing with dolls and giving each one all your love and devotion.

You seem to know this for certain. 

[Lord hang man]

Is there such a way to piss everyone off so much?!

[millionsofdeadcats]

Is there such a way to piss everyone off so much?!

No, in reality no one would give a shit or probably even notice. 

[equanimity]

Smilies are love.  I think I'd want to keep that poster around tbh.  We need more gimmick posters; where's Rolf?

[Lord hang man]

Do we need gimmicks or thread/post replies?

[millionsofdeadcats]

Do we need gimmicks or thread/post replies?

Ummmm, yes?  Not sure what you mean, but I will say 'yes'.

[Max Headroom]

Ehem- m

[Lord hang man]

Do we need gimmicks or thread/post replies?

Ummmm, yes?  Not sure what you mean, but I will say 'yes'.

All gimmicks do is get replies, otherwise they're annoying and banal. What the site needs is interesting posters who provoke discussion, not Brandon to come back..

[millionsofdeadcats]

All gimmicks do is get replies, otherwise they're annoying and banal. What the site needs is interesting posters who provoke discussion, not Brandon to come back..

Yeah, and if gold rained down from the sky we would all be rich.  What is your point?