I just Ate A Domino's Pizza

[millionsofdeadcats]

I remember the old 'little seizures' pizza, it was 10X better than it is now. 

'Pizza Pizza'

[RisiR]

Well, I'd say eating real pizza made in a real oven at the Italian shore beats Jersey but ok.

[millionsofdeadcats]

Well, I'd say eating real pizza made in a real oven at the Italian shore beats Jersey but ok.

Yes, we heard you, we will never be good at pizza and you smile lopsidedly at the memories of pizzas you have tasted as you lean back in your chair, satisfied that none of us will ever know what real pizza is about.

[RisiR]

Yup. 

[Soso0]

We only cook with microwaves here, fuck off.

He's WAY too thin to be American but nice try.

Are you serious about the microwave part? I'm asking honestly.

Not everything, but we do have a ton of microwaveable foods. I do know some people who are too lazy to use a stove and just resort to the microwave

[Rocklin]

I like dominos when my workplace orders it for the guys working overtime.   its free so its good right?.

I like making it in my oven at home though,    it takes about as long ordering dominos over the phone to make pizza from scratch.

[RisiR]

You can't make pizza in your oven at home unless it's build of stone, gets fired with wood and gets hotter than 400C.

The shit you eat is not pizza. It's an insult.

[Soso0]

You can't make pizza in your oven at home unless it's build of stone, gets fired with wood and gets hotter than 400C.

The shit you eat is not pizza. It's an insult.

An overachiever built a stone oven in his backyard for his senior project back when I was in high school. I'm not gonna lie that pizza was bomb

[RisiR]

You can't make pizza in your oven at home unless it's build of stone, gets fired with wood and gets hotter than 400C.

The shit you eat is not pizza. It's an insult.

An overachiever built a stone oven in his backyard for his senior project back when I was in high school. I'm not gonna lie that pizza was bomb

I believe you.

It needs the temperature so it kills the yeast in the dough immediately by contact on the stone, that way you'll get a reall crust instead of a sponge and the woodsmoke adds to the flavour immensly. Another mistake are the toppings but don't even get me started on them.

[kroz]

i work a lil siezures and the cheese isn't even real cheese they get it from the same stock the texas prison system gets it from, the pizza only last 30 minutes tops

[xbcnfujv]

that pizza from pizza hut with alfredo sauce instead tomato sauce is bomb-diggity.

fuk ya'll

[Suicidal Fish]

that pizza from pizza hut with alfredo sauce instead tomato sauce is bomb-diggity.

fuk ya'll

Pizza Hut Burger Pizza is well nice http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgrefurl=http://www.ohgizmo.com/2013/09/23/pizza-hut-launches-cheeseburger-stuffed-crust-pizza/&tbnid=79uWLlh7L5MPHM:&docid=lY9mKVuXWwnyOM&h=300&w=600

[kroz]

i prefer the burger king pizza burger, because it looks like a hamburger and a pizza at the same time

https://www.google.com/search?q=burger+king+pizza&client=firefox-a&hs=OPB&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=fflb&tbm=isch&imgil=aGdgBj4ubGJbLM%253A%253Bux356oF4LtPsXM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Feverybodysucksbutus.com%25252Ftag%25252Fburger-king%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=aGdgBj4ubGJbLM%253A%252Cux356oF4LtPsXM%252C_&usg=__Sg6P1FYSDby8XxMS8wBXAOsISUo%3D&biw=1366&bih=657&ved=0CCwQyjc&ei=s2UrVMeXEo-SyATMuIKoCw#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=aGdgBj4ubGJbLM%253A%3Bux356oF4LtPsXM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Feverybodysucksbutus.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2010%252F10%252Fburger_king_pizza_burger.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Feverybodysucksbutus.com%252Ftag%252Fburger-king%252F%3B1024%3B677

[RisiR]

What the fuck.  ???

[Infinityshock]

You can't make pizza in your oven at home unless it's build of stone, gets fired with wood and gets hotter than 400C.

The shit you eat is not pizza. It's an insult.

Good job chef boy-ar-dummie. 400'c is going to turn any pizza into a charcoal briquette

I make pizza all the time in my oven and it tastes better than the shit coming from any euro-style oven ive had