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I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« on: September 28, 2014, 05:02:44 am »
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2014, 05:37:41 am »
I'm sorry.

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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2014, 05:40:30 am »
their pizzas are gross

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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2014, 06:16:09 am »
Their pizza used to be good back in the days but they started cutting back on the good ingredients for cheaper ingredients to save money. Believe it or not the Little Ceasars pritzel pizza for $7 bucks is pretty good. I get it with extra sauce.
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2014, 06:30:13 am »
Their pizza used to be good back in the days but they started cutting back on the good ingredients for cheaper ingredients to save money. Believe it or not the Little Ceasars pritzel pizza for $7 bucks is pretty good. I get it with extra sauce.

Little Caesar's claims on their website that the Pretzel crust pizza is hot and ready between 4 and 8pm.  I went there at 7pm and ordered it and it was neither hot nor ready...  Well, it was hot, because they just fucking made it, but I had to wait 5 minutes! This is false advertising.  I told them I was considering a class action suit. So, for all you class action suit claimants, be on the look out for a possible Little Caesar's class action.
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2014, 06:36:01 am »
Their pizza used to be good back in the days but they started cutting back on the good ingredients for cheaper ingredients to save money. Believe it or not the Little Ceasars pritzel pizza for $7 bucks is pretty good. I get it with extra sauce.

Little Caesar's claims on their website that the Pretzel crust pizza is hot and ready between 4 and 8pm.  I went there at 7pm and ordered it and it was neither hot nor ready...  Well, it was hot, because they just fucking made it, but I had to wait 5 minutes! This is false advertising.  I told them I was considering a class action suit. So, for all you class action suit claimants, be on the look out for a possible Little Caesar's class action.

Lol you just might win. There was a guy who sued subway sandwich because it wasn't 12 inches as they advertised and I think he won.
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2014, 10:09:39 pm »
Their pizza used to be good back in the days but they started cutting back on the good ingredients for cheaper ingredients to save money. Believe it or not the Little Ceasars pritzel pizza for $7 bucks is pretty good. I get it with extra sauce.

Little Caesar's claims on their website that the Pretzel crust pizza is hot and ready between 4 and 8pm.  I went there at 7pm and ordered it and it was neither hot nor ready...  Well, it was hot, because they just fucking made it, but I had to wait 5 minutes! This is false advertising.  I told them I was considering a class action suit. So, for all you class action suit claimants, be on the look out for a possible Little Caesar's class action.

Lol you just might win. There was a guy who sued subway sandwich because it wasn't 12 inches as they advertised and I think he won.

There is a gay joke in there somewhere.....

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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2014, 10:12:10 pm »
If you read 12 inches and automatically think of dick the joke is that you're a faggot.

LOL.
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2014, 10:13:01 pm »
At least they give you complimentary pubes to floss with afterwards
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2014, 10:14:33 pm »
If you read 12 inches and automatically think of dick the joke is that you're a faggot.

LOL.

u wot m8?

So Because I have a 12 inch dick and your bird would rather ride mine then your 2 incher makes me a Fag?
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2014, 10:16:53 pm »
No, thinking of dick when you read 12 inches, like you did, makes you a faggot.

Was the 12 incher you fantasized about black or white?
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2014, 10:21:27 pm »
Subway: Eat Dick™

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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2014, 10:26:50 pm »
No, thinking of dick when you read 12 inches, like you did, makes you a faggot.

Was the 12 incher you fantasized about black or white?

My white one is 12 inches and I don't Fantasize.....I just look down
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2014, 10:31:32 pm »
Please describe the whole 12 inches in great detail. Every bump, vein, every curve, everything.
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2014, 10:35:37 pm »
Please describe the whole 12 inches in great detail. Every bump, vein, every curve, everything.

Who is the fag now??
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