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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2014, 07:35:05 pm »
You see, I didn't even know that.

It's a painting by Victor Vasarely and there's a story behind the two Rs but that's PI.

Odin shall kill me if I lie. Right here, right now. I'm not Bradley.

I hate to possibly ruin my trolling fun but you know that I know that you aren't any other user, right?  Every time I type this you get all earnest and are like 'I swear to god I am not <name>'. 

I have even told you that I am just fucking with you, then when I do it again you get all like 'I am not fucking snoopy!'

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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2014, 07:37:20 pm »
Risirs connected to Odin.

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Risir are benevolent spirits of natural places like lakes, hills, and rivers. They are a type of giant described as fair to look upon and not to be much greater than human stature. They are said to be of low intelligence though and like throwing boulders at each other. Generally, however they seem helpful to Mankind, but due to this low intelligence that usefulness isn’t much good.

I'd never chose that as motivation for a username and I honestly doubt Bradley would, either.
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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2014, 07:41:29 pm »
You see, I didn't even know that.

It's a painting by Victor Vasarely and there's a story behind the two Rs but that's PI.

Odin shall kill me if I lie. Right here, right now. I'm not Bradley.

I hate to possibly ruin my trolling fun but you know that I know that you aren't any other user, right?  Every time I type this you get all earnest and are like 'I swear to god I am not <name>'. 

I have even told you that I am just fucking with you, then when I do it again you get all like 'I am not fucking snoopy!'
Yea, I have strong personality and I get mad when people think I'm some kind of coward for hiding behind a new username.

I'm not a troll or care if I'm "cringey and a beta", I'm a grown fucking man goddammit. Fuck.
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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2014, 07:41:36 pm »
Risirs connected to Odin.

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Risir are benevolent spirits of natural places like lakes, hills, and rivers. They are a type of giant described as fair to look upon and not to be much greater than human stature. They are said to be of low intelligence though and like throwing boulders at each other. Generally, however they seem helpful to Mankind, but due to this low intelligence that usefulness isn’t much good.

I'd never chose that as motivation for a username and I honestly doubt Bradley would, either.

You know quite abit about bradleys motivations.
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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2014, 07:45:48 pm »
Its wierd, I seem to hone in on what pisses people off/disturbs them.  I got mmmmmquestions with dead animals, bradley with HPV/anal cancer, cory and IIIII got me on fucking perma-ignore because I tear holes in their 'politics', I can call equananamaanananimititity or whatever out on her cannibal cats anytime I want, risir really is snoopy, dark rodent looks like a fucking ewok, and I can smell hc45's perversity a fucking mile away.  I could probably think of more but I just want to end this post now and bask in my victory.
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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2014, 07:48:40 pm »
It's a gift!
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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2014, 07:51:22 pm »
Its wierd, I seem to hone in on what pisses people off/disturbs them.  I got mmmmmquestions with dead animals, bradley with HPV/anal cancer, cory and IIIII got me on fucking perma-ignore because I tear holes in their 'politics', I can call equananamaanananimititity or whatever out on her cannibal cats anytime I want, risir really is snoopy, dark rodent looks like a fucking ewok, and I can smell hc45's perversity a fucking mile away.  I could probably think of more but I just want to end this post now and bask in my victory.
my achilles heel is tapeworms

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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2014, 07:53:39 pm »
Its wierd, I seem to hone in on what pisses people off/disturbs them.  I got mmmmmquestions with dead animals, bradley with HPV/anal cancer, cory and IIIII got me on fucking perma-ignore because I tear holes in their 'politics', I can call equananamaanananimititity or whatever out on her cannibal cats anytime I want, risir really is snoopy, dark rodent looks like a fucking ewok, and I can smell hc45's perversity a fucking mile away.  I could probably think of more but I just want to end this post now and bask in my victory.
my achilles heel is tapeworms

tbh I cannot read you well enough/my probing jousts had no results.  That just means you are a faggot.
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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2014, 07:54:02 pm »

A tapeworm can actually be coaxed out by deeply inhaling the fumes of a hot bowl of soup. Eventually, the head pops out.. you grab it by the head and pull at it with everything you got. If it snaps off halfway, you're fucked. It won't be fooled again.

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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2014, 07:54:43 pm »
I thought it was prison rape and butt hash. Weird.
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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2014, 07:55:18 pm »
I thought it was prison rape and butt hash. Weird.

Hah
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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2014, 08:01:02 pm »

A tapeworm can actually be coaxed out by deeply inhaling the fumes of a hot bowl of soup. Eventually, the head pops out.. you grab it by the head and pull at it with everything you got. If it snaps off halfway, you're fucked. It won't be fooled again.

I literally saw a ghost once in a place that's been featured on ghost hunting shows and stuff and would make sense historically for there to be ghosts there. I wasn't by myself and another person saw it. If I typed up that story would that be better than your "contributions" of third hand ghost stories from a hundred years ago?

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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2014, 08:03:06 pm »

A tapeworm can actually be coaxed out by deeply inhaling the fumes of a hot bowl of soup. Eventually, the head pops out.. you grab it by the head and pull at it with everything you got. If it snaps off halfway, you're fucked. It won't be fooled again.

I literally saw a ghost once in a place that's been featured on ghost hunting shows and stuff and would make sense historically for there to be ghosts there. I wasn't by myself and another person saw it. If I typed up that story would that be better than your "contributions" of third hand ghost stories from a hundred years ago?

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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2014, 12:05:24 am »
RisiR =/= BradleyB.

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Re: My Contributions to The Sanctuary
« Reply #29 on: September 28, 2014, 02:40:39 pm »
Thanks michael myers, we didn't fucking know that already.
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