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Offline Xlite

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Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« on: September 27, 2014, 12:10:26 pm »
Whether or not its safe for the fetus to fuck during pregnancy is not a debate here.  Personally i've read multiple articles saying it is safe.  But my opinion matters not.  My girl wants the dick, but she doesn't want the full lenght of it.

So, i need tips on how to limit the amount of cock that is inserted.  I've tested tp rolls, but my dick is too wide so those are a no go.
I will not consider anything with glue or tape involved, atleast not directly involved with my tool.  I need a semi cock block of sorts, which stop me from going all in.


No, this is not a troll thread.
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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2014, 12:15:38 pm »
Anal?
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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2014, 12:17:47 pm »
Its not assgasm she wants.

And i'm not allowed to hit that pussy unless i get a smaller penis, or atleast restrict it.
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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2014, 12:19:52 pm »
Eat her pussy and finger her, then anal with your monster dick?

EDIT: Don't ever ginger your girl.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2014, 12:26:40 pm by RisiR »
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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2014, 12:24:53 pm »
Stick some krispy kremes around the base of your cock.
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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2014, 12:28:27 pm »
Lulz^^^^

Dude.. Grapefruit. Just build a cock ring out of a grapefruit. Problem solved. :tup:
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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2014, 12:32:33 pm »
Quote from: Xlite on September 27, 2014, 12:10:26 pm
No, this is not a troll thread.

I don't believe this is a real thread.
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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2014, 12:40:52 pm »
Quote from: Slave of the Beast on September 27, 2014, 12:24:53 pm
Stick some krispy kremes around the base of your cock.

This made us both laugh, but yeah.. its pretty much a cock ring we need, just not as squishy and sugar(ish) as a donut.
But excellent suggestion.

I'll ask her about the grapefruit.
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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2014, 12:45:31 pm »
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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2014, 12:48:31 pm »
Stick an innertube on that thing and go to town.
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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2014, 05:12:54 am »
Fucking abort. Don't have a child with a total moron.
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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2014, 05:37:09 am »
Quote from: Rizzo in a box on September 28, 2014, 05:12:54 am
Fucking abort. Don't have a child with a total moron.

This is the first time I've ever wanted to thank someone on here.
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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2014, 05:51:00 am »
I have a small penis and would be happy to help satiate your woman in her time of need.
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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2014, 05:52:08 am »
Quote from: Rizzo in a box on September 28, 2014, 05:12:54 am
Fucking abort. Don't have a child with a total moron.

Something tells me he ain't the daddy.
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Smoke some weed and get laid!  Doctor's orders!

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Re: Girl is knocked up. She's afraid to lose the kid if we fuck.
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2014, 06:24:15 am »
Cut the fetus out of her womb and assfuck it.
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