taking a shit outside

[Ninja]

I hike for days... sooo yea.

This.  Real men shit in the woods.

[baby raper]

If u put McDonald s french fries on a trail of ants they walk right over them. Try it.

[Slave of the Beast]

As for actually dropping a deuce outdoors, I've only done that while camping, and no plumbing is around. It's the wiping that is the difficult part, the wind just takes your shit-paper everywhere.

Are one of those toilet roll thieves who takes 20 sheets for one wipe and leaves the next person just the cardboard tube to wipe their ass with? 

shitting outdoors ensure much better form and proper care for maintaining long term colon health.

I'm aware of the East-West disparity in colorectal cancer, but the correlation between squatting/sittingand cancer is debatable. I admit shitting in the squatting position makes the passage of stools easier; I surprised myself with just how easy. No need to scare the tourists though.

In fact, for all your indoor squatting needs... fuck, why am I looking this stuff up.

[Rook]

^^^ Idk about cancer, but I'm pretty sure sitting vs. squatting does have some impact on when or if one develops hemorrhoids.

[LOVE]

Strip naked and walk around the the pouring summer rain next time. To take a shit in the tranquility of natural white noise no clothes out in nature is something everyone should experience by choice in their lifetime.

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

where's Ted Danzig Sr and his Drago shitting technique when you need him?

[GothicSeraph]

does anyone else enjoy squatting down and taking a shit outside?

it feels so natural.

It is wonderful, as an aside to the squatting... In chinese hotels some now have "western toilets" and need to post signs like this....

[Ninja]

Strip naked and walk around the the pouring summer rain next time. To take a shit in the tranquility of natural white noise no clothes out in nature is something everyone should experience by choice in their lifetime.

Last summer I lived down by the river and so my options were to either bathe in the gas station sink or in the rain.  I did this many times. 

[Prometheus]

As for actually dropping a deuce outdoors, I've only done that while camping, and no plumbing is around. It's the wiping that is the difficult part, the wind just takes your shit-paper everywhere.

Are one of those toilet roll thieves who takes 20 sheets for one wipe and leaves the next person just the cardboard tube to wipe their ass with? 

Well, I try not to use that much, but sometimes that's what it takes. More, one sheet each for 40 wipes. When I was recently a toilet nomad (new one is installed now) I brought my own paper with me.

[mashleshmash]

We have railroad tracks about a quarter mile down the road, there's a small service station beside the tracks.

One day me and my buddy were looking on binoculars and saw a group of kids ride up on a bike.  One of them pulled down their pants and shit next to the station.  Pretty funny at the time.