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Offline xbcnfujv

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taking a shit outside
« on: September 27, 2014, 09:50:11 am »
does anyone else enjoy squatting down and taking a shit outside?

it feels so natural.

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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2014, 10:34:45 pm »
No

Thats why god invented modern plumbing and hygiene.  So civilized people don't have to act like niggers

If its a biological necessity and no facilities are around...thats a different story

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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2014, 11:20:03 pm »
Do it in front of your dog to teach it thats where to shit.
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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2014, 11:29:01 pm »
Do it in front of your dog to teach it thats where to shit.

Even better

You wont need to bring toilet paper

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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2014, 11:32:02 pm »
No

Thats why god invented modern plumbing and hygiene.  So civilized people don't have to act like niggers

If its a biological necessity and no facilities are around...thats a different story

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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2014, 12:08:22 am »
I've only taken two shits outside my entire life and it was only cause I was drunk

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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2014, 06:53:42 am »
My house hasn't had water in the two years I've lived here... well it did once and shortly.. but, you do the math.
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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2014, 07:39:05 am »
I hike for days... sooo yea.
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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2014, 09:29:48 am »
I mean, about everything beyond humans and house trained critters shit outdoors.

 Shit is.. biodegradable. It's probably the more responsible thing to do vs. septic tank installations that will eventually rust out and pollute ground water all at once over a pile of shit a day that would just feed the earth.
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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2014, 09:56:46 am »
If you're in the middle of a woods and it's a choice between taking a dump behind a tree or shitting yourself, then yes. Live in a remote house and have somewhere specific you go, then yes. There are probably a very small handful of other situations in a modern developed country when shitting outside would be acceptable. 

The only people I've ever seen shitting in public are pikeys and immigrants from India.

It seems to be a cultural thing.

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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2014, 02:57:02 am »
There's nothing like a proper squat when things just don't want to move. 90% of the time, I'd be perfectly happy with one of those eastern toilets that is little more than a hole in the floor.

As for actually dropping a deuce outdoors, I've only done that while camping, and no plumbing is around. It's the wiping that is the difficult part, the wind just takes your shit-paper everywhere.
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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2014, 03:52:03 am »
I mean, about everything beyond humans and house trained critters shit outdoors.

 Shit is.. biodegradable. It's probably the more responsible thing to do vs. septic tank installations that will eventually rust out and pollute ground water all at once over a pile of shit a day that would just feed the earth.
Does biodegradable still apply for someone who consumes a lot of processed food, and items with nasty ass chemicals

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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2014, 03:56:19 am »
shitting outdoors ensure much better form and proper care for maintaining long term colon health.

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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2014, 04:09:05 am »
I mean, about everything beyond humans and house trained critters shit outdoors.

 Shit is.. biodegradable. It's probably the more responsible thing to do vs. septic tank installations that will eventually rust out and pollute ground water all at once over a pile of shit a day that would just feed the earth.
Does biodegradable still apply for someone who consumes a lot of processed food, and items with nasty ass chemicals

 I have to admit, I'm not entirely sure of the effect of consuming large amounts of preservatives has on the average human stool in relevancy to it's biodegradable qualities. Most of us here have probably seen those pics/videos of what a macdonalds cheeseburger and fries looks like if you leave it sitting for months..  its stays the same!! Well, for the most part.. Surely over-consumption of processed foods isn't gearing towards a future where we've mistakenly created shits that just wont go away... a bleak future indeed.
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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2014, 06:15:29 am »
Those burgers don't stay the same because of preservatives, it's because they're dry enough to essentially turn to jerky before any rot can set in. Preservative free burgers with the same moisture content behave the same.

Most preservative compounds are organic in origin, and will decay on their own, especially in the presence of oxygen, heat, and/or light.
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