Global Site Drama Thread

[-SpectarL]

And that's also OND posting in this thread as well. They both hang out in #totse and shit up the conversations with their patented nonsense there, too.

how much do you want to bet you dumb fuck. The funny thing is that I've already told you who I am.

[Bart the General]

I got muted by "moaninglisa" which prevented me from posting so I made a name with the title of another simpsons episode from the same season

I doubt anyone else from zoklet will come here, it's been like a month, whoevers come has come, the best way to attract new members is to post thread titles using keywords that catch google crawlers and 17 year olds internets, I'll start

AMAZON SCAM
JAILBAIT
SHAKE AND BAKE METHAMPHETAMINE (CountBlah literally tried to have that thread removed to try to ride admin dick because he's retarded and has diabetes)
HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH PETS
SHOPLIFTING FROM WAL MART
HOW TO MAKE A PIPE BOMB
HOW TO SCAM PAYPAL
RESEARCH CHEMICAL SOURCES

I hope no one implies this isn't how the vast majority of lurkers found zoinklet

[millionsofdeadcats]

I got muted by "moaninglisa" which prevented me from posting so I made a name with the title of another simpsons episode from the same season

I doubt anyone else from zoklet will come here, it's been like a month, whoevers come has come, the best way to attract new members is to post thread titles using keywords that catch google crawlers and 17 year olds internets, I'll start

AMAZON SCAM
JAILBAIT
SHAKE AND BAKE METHAMPHETAMINE (CountBlah literally tried to have that thread removed to try to ride admin dick because he's retarded and has diabetes)
HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH PETS
SHOPLIFTING FROM WAL MART
HOW TO MAKE A PIPE BOMB
HOW TO SCAM PAYPAL
RESEARCH CHEMICAL SOURCES

I hope no one implies this isn't how the vast majority of lurkers found zoinklet

You forgot to list 'what do I do with my piss balloons'

[Flowerz]

I got muted by "moaninglisa" which prevented me from posting so I made a name with the title of another simpsons episode from the same season

I doubt anyone else from zoklet will come here, it's been like a month, whoevers come has come, the best way to attract new members is to post thread titles using keywords that catch google crawlers and 17 year olds internets, I'll start

AMAZON SCAM
JAILBAIT
SHAKE AND BAKE METHAMPHETAMINE (CountBlah literally tried to have that thread removed to try to ride admin dick because he's retarded and has diabetes)
HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH PETS
SHOPLIFTING FROM WAL MART
HOW TO MAKE A PIPE BOMB
HOW TO SCAM PAYPAL
RESEARCH CHEMICAL SOURCES

I hope no one implies this isn't how the vast majority of lurkers found zoinklet

What the fuck is being muted? Isn't that like... being banned?

[RisiR]

I got muted by "moaninglisa" which prevented me from posting so I made a name with the title of another simpsons episode from the same season

I doubt anyone else from zoklet will come here, it's been like a month, whoevers come has come, the best way to attract new members is to post thread titles using keywords that catch google crawlers and 17 year olds internets, I'll start

AMAZON SCAM
JAILBAIT
SHAKE AND BAKE METHAMPHETAMINE (CountBlah literally tried to have that thread removed to try to ride admin dick because he's retarded and has diabetes)
HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH PETS
SHOPLIFTING FROM WAL MART
HOW TO MAKE A PIPE BOMB
HOW TO SCAM PAYPAL
RESEARCH CHEMICAL SOURCES

I hope no one implies this isn't how the vast majority of lurkers found zoinklet

What the fuck is being muted? Isn't that like... being banned?

It's like being banned for the "special" kids.

[-SpectraL]

"Muted" means putting an old, dirty, smelly sock in a known kidiot's foul little mouth to shut its busy little popcorn hole down with.

[Bart the General]

I might go on a postal strike until sploo is unbanned and you can watch the quality of this website deteriorate in my absence

I really never thought I'd be posting here, let alone this much for this long, it's kinda pathetic really but fuck, I really like reading and writing my own shitpoast 

[RisiR]

I might go on a postal strike until sploo is unbanned and you can watch the quality of this website deteriorate in my absence

I really never thought I'd be posting here, let alone this much for this long, it's kinda pathetic really but fuck, I really like reading and writing my own shitpoast

I once liked you but now you try way to hard to not try at all.

[millionsofdeadcats]

I might go on a postal strike until sploo is unbanned and you can watch the quality of this website deteriorate in my absence

I really never thought I'd be posting here, let alone this much for this long, it's kinda pathetic really but fuck, I really like reading and writing my own shitpoast

Yeah I want to review the evidence against sploo.  I can tell you all with 100% certainty whether or not his post was 'quality' or not.

[Bart the General]

I might go on a postal strike until sploo is unbanned and you can watch the quality of this website deteriorate in my absence

I really never thought I'd be posting here, let alone this much for this long, it's kinda pathetic really but fuck, I really like reading and writing my own shitpoast

I once liked you but now you try way to hard to not try at all.

Are you trying to say my shitpoasts are clearly polished and meticulously crafted?

[RisiR]

Your whole internet persona is, not just your shitposting.

[Bart the General]

totally nailed me, I'm not an ex con with a spinal injury on house arrest at muh mawmuh crib, I'm actually someone else who created an algorithm of catch phrases that popped out "what's your IQ?" and make fun of people for being different from my "internet persona."

Please tell me what this "internet persona" is. I literally had someone IRL read a thread on zoklet after googling something and know it was me although I did narrow who I was down to about 600,000 or so people. Epic persona

[RisiR]

Perfect example.

[RisiR]

Or legit autism. 

[Bart the General]

Perfect example.

Is it really, bradley?