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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #150 on: September 27, 2014, 06:32:26 pm »
Posting histories DO equal age. When you go through a couple of hundred posts on a user, and you see it's all lame, useless crap as far as the eye can see, you can safety assume that member is 12 years old or less. That has nothing to do with me. It's just a fact.

Nice claim, can you prove it?

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #151 on: September 27, 2014, 06:32:47 pm »
novelty light bulb company

You had my curiosity but now you have my attention

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #152 on: September 27, 2014, 06:32:50 pm »
Yes, as said above the "posting histories equals age" has nothing to do with me. It's just a total coincidence that everyone who has a disfavorable posting record according to me happens to be someone calling me out or interested in something I'm not interested in.

Posting histories DO equal age. When you go through a couple of hundred posts on a user, and you see it's all lame, useless crap as far as the eye can see, you can safety assume that member is 12 years old or less. That has nothing to do with me. It's just a fact.

Now apply what you just said to yourself. Do you see:

A) Interesting, informative, unique posts that other users generally seem to like an appreciate.
OR
B) Constant rants about the same topic which no one seems to care about that makes everyone pissed off at you.

Yeah, its B. But I guess its because were all just kidiots. Go private chat with daguru and fuck off. Take your own advice and ban yourself, you are a worthless poster.

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #153 on: September 27, 2014, 06:33:52 pm »
No, not really, Cdn roofers are mostly barely literate ex cons who hide beer in chimneys and have to stay competitive by giving cut rate estimates because literally anyone can do it. I'm in a wheelchair and have a fused spine and I did roofing before for something to do because my buddy started a company when he was 18 or 19. It's pretty much the lowest of the trades actually, requires nothing but the willingness to climb on a roof and work as slow as you want because you're on someones roof and unless they want to get up there on the roof themselves they can't tell you shit. When you finish a roof there's no quality control and as long as it doesn't leak the first time it rains you did your job, fucking landscaping is a more honorable profession in my mind

All very good points. I guess I shouldn't have said respectable trade, but simply, trade. Working any job is better than working none.

Also how did you get a wheelchair onto a roof?

Stupid n00b doesn't even know what he's talking about. He's never even done any roofing in his entire life. He justs sits alone in his mother's basement all day getting free meals year after year and playing tough guy on the Interbuttz while he claims paraplegic status and looks to everyone for sympathy. His opinion means shit.

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #154 on: September 27, 2014, 06:33:53 pm »
novelty light bulb company

You had my curiosity but now you have my attention

Its probably cock shaped lightbulbs. Not a bad idea for a gag gift.

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #155 on: September 27, 2014, 06:34:06 pm »
Posting histories DO equal age. When you go through a couple of hundred posts on a user, and you see it's all lame, useless crap as far as the eye can see, you can safety assume that member is 12 years old or less. That has nothing to do with me. It's just a fact.

Nice claim, can you prove it?

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #156 on: September 27, 2014, 06:34:57 pm »
No, not really, Cdn roofers are mostly barely literate ex cons who hide beer in chimneys and have to stay competitive by giving cut rate estimates because literally anyone can do it. I'm in a wheelchair and have a fused spine and I did roofing before for something to do because my buddy started a company when he was 18 or 19. It's pretty much the lowest of the trades actually, requires nothing but the willingness to climb on a roof and work as slow as you want because you're on someones roof and unless they want to get up there on the roof themselves they can't tell you shit. When you finish a roof there's no quality control and as long as it doesn't leak the first time it rains you did your job, fucking landscaping is a more honorable profession in my mind

All very good points. I guess I shouldn't have said respectable trade, but simply, trade. Working any job is better than working none.

Also how did you get a wheelchair onto a roof?

We built a lever and pulley system using the chimney, I had to draw up the blueprints for it and direct the project because roofers don't know basic engineering/physics

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #157 on: September 27, 2014, 06:35:43 pm »
Posting histories DO equal age. When you go through a couple of hundred posts on a user, and you see it's all lame, useless crap as far as the eye can see, you can safety assume that member is 12 years old or less. That has nothing to do with me. It's just a fact.

Nice claim, can you prove it?

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wat?

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #158 on: September 27, 2014, 06:35:45 pm »
Also free sploo

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #159 on: September 27, 2014, 06:36:02 pm »
novelty light bulb company

You had my curiosity but now you have my attention

Its probably cock shaped lightbulbs. Not a bad idea for a gag gift.

i dont actually have much planned out though, but ima make light bulbs for rich people. cock shapped lights would be a good idea though, for bachlorette parties and stuff. i claim dibs.
[size=22pt] 420 [/size]
[size=18pt] BIGGIE SMALLS [/size]
[size=12pt] SKATEBOARDING [/size]

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #160 on: September 27, 2014, 06:36:09 pm »
No, not really, Cdn roofers are mostly barely literate ex cons who hide beer in chimneys and have to stay competitive by giving cut rate estimates because literally anyone can do it. I'm in a wheelchair and have a fused spine and I did roofing before for something to do because my buddy started a company when he was 18 or 19. It's pretty much the lowest of the trades actually, requires nothing but the willingness to climb on a roof and work as slow as you want because you're on someones roof and unless they want to get up there on the roof themselves they can't tell you shit. When you finish a roof there's no quality control and as long as it doesn't leak the first time it rains you did your job, fucking landscaping is a more honorable profession in my mind

All very good points. I guess I shouldn't have said respectable trade, but simply, trade. Working any job is better than working none.

Also how did you get a wheelchair onto a roof?

Stupid n00b doesn't even know what he's talking about. He's never even done any roofing in his entire life. He justs sits alone in his mother's basement all day getting free meals year after year and playing tough guy on the Interbuttz while he claims paraplegic status and looks to everyone for sympathy. His opinion means shit.

Also good points. And this cripple shit is new as far as I can tell, he used to pretend to be a hardcore gangster excon. I don't know if I should even believe hes in a wheelchair. If he is in a wheelchair I feel a little bad about all the prison rape jokes, not like he stood a chance.

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #161 on: September 27, 2014, 06:37:11 pm »
No, not really, Cdn roofers are mostly barely literate ex cons who hide beer in chimneys and have to stay competitive by giving cut rate estimates because literally anyone can do it. I'm in a wheelchair and have a fused spine and I did roofing before for something to do because my buddy started a company when he was 18 or 19. It's pretty much the lowest of the trades actually, requires nothing but the willingness to climb on a roof and work as slow as you want because you're on someones roof and unless they want to get up there on the roof themselves they can't tell you shit. When you finish a roof there's no quality control and as long as it doesn't leak the first time it rains you did your job, fucking landscaping is a more honorable profession in my mind

All very good points. I guess I shouldn't have said respectable trade, but simply, trade. Working any job is better than working none.

Also how did you get a wheelchair onto a roof?

We built a lever and pulley system using the chimney, I had to draw up the blueprints for it and direct the project because roofers don't know basic engineering/physics

Well, I guess that answers my question as to whether I should believe your cripple claim.

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #162 on: September 27, 2014, 06:37:45 pm »
novelty light bulb company

You had my curiosity but now you have my attention

Its probably cock shaped lightbulbs. Not a bad idea for a gag gift.

i dont actually have much planned out though, but ima make light bulbs for rich people. cock shapped lights would be a good idea though, for bachlorette parties and stuff. i claim dibs.

Its all yours.

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #163 on: September 27, 2014, 06:38:24 pm »
One time I feel out of my chair and had to crawl 30 miles through the snow uphill to find a payphone because I'm 52 years old and don't have a cellphone

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Re: Global Site Drama Thread
« Reply #164 on: September 27, 2014, 06:38:42 pm »
No, not really, Cdn roofers are mostly barely literate ex cons who hide beer in chimneys and have to stay competitive by giving cut rate estimates because literally anyone can do it. I'm in a wheelchair and have a fused spine and I did roofing before for something to do because my buddy started a company when he was 18 or 19. It's pretty much the lowest of the trades actually, requires nothing but the willingness to climb on a roof and work as slow as you want because you're on someones roof and unless they want to get up there on the roof themselves they can't tell you shit. When you finish a roof there's no quality control and as long as it doesn't leak the first time it rains you did your job, fucking landscaping is a more honorable profession in my mind

All very good points. I guess I shouldn't have said respectable trade, but simply, trade. Working any job is better than working none.

Also how did you get a wheelchair onto a roof?

Stupid n00b doesn't even know what he's talking about. He's never even done any roofing in his entire life. He justs sits alone in his mother's basement all day getting free meals year after year and playing tough guy on the Interbuttz while he claims paraplegic status and looks to everyone for sympathy. His opinion means shit.

Also good points. And this cripple shit is new as far as I can tell, he used to pretend to be a hardcore gangster excon. I don't know if I should even believe hes in a wheelchair. If he is in a wheelchair I feel a little bad about all the prison rape jokes, not like he stood a chance.

As far back as I can remember, stupid n00b has been claiming paraplegic status in a blatant bid for sympathy. I guess you could call it his "gimmick". I don't know. As far as tough talking, I don't know about you, but he never scared me at all.