Global Site Drama Thread

[Flowerz]

Fuck quality content. This is &Cocklet 2.0. People come here for shake and bake recipes.

"Quality content".
 

I thought you rage quit already.

[Bart the General]

I have a problem with shake and bake because of the environmental impact of the leftover waste. That's really my major issue with clandestine drug laboratories, they're environmentally irresponsible.

[millionsofdeadcats]

Fuck quality content. This is &Cocklet 2.0. People come here for shake and bake recipes.

"Quality content".
 

Somewhat this ^^^ but even still, the 'appeal to authority', 'we know what is best for you', 'I know a quality post when I see one' mindset is fucking nauseating to behold.

[Flowerz]

I have a problem with shake and bake because of the environmental impact of the leftover waste. That's really my major issue with clandestine drug laboratories, they're environmentally irresponsible.

The ignorance. Tiss strong with you my son.

[Infinityshock]

I'm all for free speech, but only if I perceive that it has value.

I fucking fixed that shit for you.

Yeah this. When they tried to make "trolling" a bannable offense on zoklet, it was a mod slaughter fest. Anyone who did something a mod didn't like was trolling and they were banned. This drama shit is going to be much of the same. Maybe the staff here is better, I don't know, but I do know that this drama rule can easily be abused as drama can't actually be defined, just like trolling. Its just an umbrella term that can be used to manipulate any situation. First posts might just be moved, but after that gets tiresome (16 hours from now), repeat offenders might just banned. In essence, this rule could be used to ban anyone who posts something a mod doesn't like.

I've seen it once before on zoklet, and I see it now in sanctuary. Once one gets a taste for its own kind, it can spread through the pack like a wildfire. Mindlessly chomping and biting at their own hinds. Nothing but the taste of flesh on their minds. You know the thing about a mod? It's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes like a doll's eyes. Don't seem to be living at all when it come at ya. Till it bans ya. And then the eyes roll over white. You don't hear nothing but the screaming and the hollering...

Your first mistake is giving entirely too much importance to anything on the Internet, much less this site

Says the guy who has 27.16417910447761 times more posts on this website then I do. :rolleyes:

Also, typically a 'first mistake' insult is followed up by a 'second mistake' insult. You know. Due to numbers and grammar and such. Just an FYI.

Post numbers dont mean jack shit.

Retract your claws and dont be so paranoid.

[Bart the General]

I have no incentive to post what might be useful or interesting to someone else so I just try to make posts where I type for a while and then stop when it seems like I should right about here

[Infinityshock]

Fuck quality content. This is &Cocklet 2.0. People come here for shake and bake recipes.

"Quality content".
 

Obviously considering every one of your posts is in competition with the one before it on which is shittier

[Flowerz]

I have no incentive to post what might be useful or interesting to someone else so I just try to make posts where I type for a while and then stop when it seems like I should right about here

Yeah, no shit. That post essentially sums you up entirely. Bravo.

[equanimity]

Let's put on our best smiles and get to making posts we can be proud of! :cat:

[Infinityshock]

I have no incentive to post what might be useful or interesting to someone else so I just try to make posts where I type for a while and then stop when it seems like I should right about here

That

Fuckers ban me for the stupidest shit, totally eliminating any motivation I have to do anything more than berate that one idiot

[Flowerz]

I'm all for free speech, but only if I perceive that it has value.

I fucking fixed that shit for you.

Yeah this. When they tried to make "trolling" a bannable offense on zoklet, it was a mod slaughter fest. Anyone who did something a mod didn't like was trolling and they were banned. This drama shit is going to be much of the same. Maybe the staff here is better, I don't know, but I do know that this drama rule can easily be abused as drama can't actually be defined, just like trolling. Its just an umbrella term that can be used to manipulate any situation. First posts might just be moved, but after that gets tiresome (16 hours from now), repeat offenders might just banned. In essence, this rule could be used to ban anyone who posts something a mod doesn't like.

I've seen it once before on zoklet, and I see it now in sanctuary. Once one gets a taste for its own kind, it can spread through the pack like a wildfire. Mindlessly chomping and biting at their own hinds. Nothing but the taste of flesh on their minds. You know the thing about a mod? It's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes like a doll's eyes. Don't seem to be living at all when it come at ya. Till it bans ya. And then the eyes roll over white. You don't hear nothing but the screaming and the hollering...

Your first mistake is giving entirely too much importance to anything on the Internet, much less this site

Says the guy who has 27.16417910447761 times more posts on this website then I do. :rolleyes:

Also, typically a 'first mistake' insult is followed up by a 'second mistake' insult. You know. Due to numbers and grammar and such. Just an FYI.

Post numbers dont mean jack shit.

Retract your claws and dont be so paranoid.

Yeah I know post counts don't mean shit. I was just playing. And paranoid isn't the right word. Hostile/aggressive/butthurt/confrontational/douchy/vicious/supergay would have worked better.

[millionsofdeadcats]

Also, typically a 'first mistake' insult is followed up by a 'second mistake' insult. You know. Due to numbers and grammar and such. Just an FYI.

This is true.  I make numbered lists, and I make sure to have at least three distinct statements of why my opponent is wrong and/or how stupid their post is.  You are slacking, infinityshock.

[Lanny]

I love how much drama the anti-drama thread has spawned.

good shit, this is why I love cocklet.

[Flowerz]

I love how much drama the anti-drama thread has spawned.

good shit, this is why I love cocklet.

Zoklet wasn't the same without you and rust. Even though you pretended to be a girl for years and are probably a fat pedophile IRL.

[Bart the General]

I find it fucked up that California has more people and a bigger economy than Canada.