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Offline Raskolnikov

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becoming a jew
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:46:11 am »
I want to become a jew, a good greedy jew with a lots of money. Somebody here who is a jew and can teach me the secrets? I also need to get a circumcision, can i do this myself or does a jew pedophile going to touch my cock? Maby  somebody can adopt me in there jew familly, so i can threaten mothafuckers to sue them with my jewish laywer cousin.
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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2014, 07:49:40 am »
Step one: Get a jew nose.
Profit
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Offline Raskolnikov

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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2014, 07:51:21 am »
Quote from: Soso0 on September 25, 2014, 07:49:40 am
Step one: Get a jew nose.
Profit


I'll make a crowdfunding project for that one.
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Offline The Artful Dodger

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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2014, 03:22:54 pm »
im a jew.
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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2014, 03:30:32 pm »
It's not possible to convert to Judaism. You're born a Jew or you're shit outta luck.

Don't believe otherwise. God didn't choose you for a reason, Goy.
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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2014, 01:44:37 am »
Quote from: RisiR on September 25, 2014, 03:30:32 pm
It's not possible to convert to Judaism. You're born a Jew or you're shit outta luck.

Don't believe otherwise. God didn't choose you for a reason, Goy.

Fuck you german piece of shit. Dont tell me i cant, because i can become a greedy jew
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Offline Raskolnikov

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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2014, 01:45:12 am »
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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2014, 01:53:08 am »
Quote from: RisiR on September 25, 2014, 03:30:32 pm
It's not possible to convert to Judaism. You're born a Jew or you're shit outta luck.

Don't believe otherwise. God didn't choose you for a reason, Goy.

You can become a follower of the Jewish religion, but yes you can not become Jewish. My parents tried it back in the 60s when they stayed stoned all the goddamn time.  Then later completely dropped it once they sobered up and realised what they had done.
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Offline The Artful Dodger

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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2014, 02:56:58 am »
You don't need to be adopted, Jews accept everyone. If you find happiness in Judaism cool. If you find it elsewhere, we are still happy you found the peace you sought.
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Offline Raskolnikov

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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2014, 11:20:54 am »
Im going to kill myself if i cant become a jew
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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2014, 11:23:18 am »
Quote from: Raskolnikov on September 25, 2014, 07:46:11 am
I want to become a jew, a good greedy jew with a lots of money. Somebody here who is a jew and can teach me the secrets? I also need to get a circumcision, can i do this myself or does a jew pedophile going to touch my cock? Maby  somebody can adopt me in there jew familly, so i can threaten mothafuckers to sue them with my jewish laywer cousin.

You  can't convert to be a jew. Its a genetic predisposition to have their character flaws
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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2014, 11:24:16 am »
Quote from: Raskolnikov on September 26, 2014, 01:44:37 am
Quote from: RisiR on September 25, 2014, 03:30:32 pm
It's not possible to convert to Judaism. You're born a Jew or you're shit outta luck.

Don't believe otherwise. God didn't choose you for a reason, Goy.

Fuck you german piece of shit. Dont tell me i cant, because i can become a greedy jew

Don't call that nigger a german. It degrades german people everywhere
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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2014, 11:27:24 am »
Quote from: Infinityshock link=topic=2303.msg27732#msg27732 date=1Nog411734256
Quote from: Raskolnikov on September 26, 2014, 01:44:37 am
Quote from: RisiR on September 25, 2014, 03:30:32 pm
It's not possible to convert to Judaism. You're born a Jew or you're shit outta luck.

Don't believe otherwise. God didn't choose you for a reason, Goy.

Fuck you german piece of shit. Dont tell me i cant, because i can become a greedy jew

Don't call that nigger a german. It degrades german people everywhere

I thought that mothefucker was a german lol
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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2014, 12:04:51 pm »
Quote from: Raskolnikov on September 26, 2014, 11:27:24 am
Quote from: Infinityshock link=topic=2303.msg27732#msg27732 date=1Nog411734256
Quote from: Raskolnikov on September 26, 2014, 01:44:37 am
Quote from: RisiR on September 25, 2014, 03:30:32 pm
It's not possible to convert to Judaism. You're born a Jew or you're shit outta luck.

Don't believe otherwise. God didn't choose you for a reason, Goy.

Fuck you german piece of shit. Dont tell me i cant, because i can become a greedy jew

Don't call that nigger a german. It degrades german people everywhere

I thought that mothefucker was a german lol

He claims to be
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Offline splooge gook

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Re: becoming a jew
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2014, 12:08:00 pm »
how do you apply for the position to circumcise young boys?
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