Author Topic: Can I make a comprehensive list of things of the cringiest things I've ever said  (Read 2094 times)

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Offline unbreakable matter

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Im gonna make a massive cringefest of a thread in a bit but post itbunder a dif account but youll know who it is and I wont try nnhide  it cuz love
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Im gonna make a massive cringefest of a thread in a bit but post itbunder a dif account but youll know who it is and I wont try nnhide  it cuz love

cant wait  :o
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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i like the thread where you panicked out aabout having a milligram of hash dingleberry while spending 40 minutes thinking about something to say to a girl, you proceeded to cotemplate to rapequit both of your hard drives in case your prrosecutor caught a glance of you. saw you
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i like the thread where you panicked out aabout having a milligram of hash dingleberry while spending 40 minutes thinking about something to say to a girl, you proceeded to cotemplate to rapequit both of your hard drives in case your prrosecutor caught a glance of you. saw you

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quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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i like the thread where you panicked out aabout having a milligram of hash dingleberry while spending 40 minutes thinking about something to say to a girl, you proceeded to cotemplate to rapequit both of your hard drives in case your prrosecutor caught a glance of you. saw you

That was a post in the retarded thread referencing how retarded my paranoia is.

Go back to prison expecting to stay for a few years
get granted bail by the same prosecutor who sentenced you to your last federal sentence
Conditions say "dont leave your house you're on house arreat until we say so"
prosecutor is notorious witch
go back periodically to court and see her
she loves knowing she put me on house arrest
be trapped on a bus for 30-40 minutes with her standing up and looking back
know full well that a breach means spending the next 3'-4 years in prison.
Get paranoid because you didny smoke any hash
Another charge while on bail means automatucallu proceeding by indictment on new charge and bail revoked spending a shitload of time in pre trial custody which is cruel and unusual
see her on her phone
fancy bus that only has one stop you know tou're both getting off at


Seems totally unreasonable to get anxious over
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Seems totally unreasonable to get anxious over

It kinda does, hate to say.  I am not going to incriminate myself on here, but lets just say I have had some fucked up shit in my car before, and got pulled over, and had a fucking conversation with the cop, and drove away.  And when I say fucked up shit, I am not talking about drugs. 

Then there was the time my sister was briefly living with me and, while I was getting high in my front room with her husband, on a whim me and him decided to go down to the store for pop.  My sister was a wanted felon at the time, but I didn't know it.  We left my bag of weed and two brightly colored glass pipes on the table near the wall, a 45 degree angle from the door.  My sister stayed behind.

As we came back, I saw a police car in my driveway.  It was empty, and they were in my house.  I got fucking pissed, (I had forgotten about the weed) and charged in there, saying to the cop 'Why are you in my house?'  He was talking to my sister, who was sitting on a couch a straight line from the doorway.  He turned to me and told me that she let him in (which means he doesn't need a warrant to enter, what a dumb ass she is).  The way he was facing talking to her, and the way he turned to me, he juuuuuust missed seeing the pipes and baggie.  All he had to do was turn his head a little bit.  I noticed the stuff left out just as he was explaining how she let him in, and I felt a stab of fear, I will admit. 

But I just glared at him as my manipulative, charismatic criminally insane sister talked him out of arresting her right then and there, and he freaking left without her!  And never noticed the pipes or weed.  And it was a felony warrant.  They did come back later and tried to get in again but that is another story.  Fucking I got a bunch more but too much typing.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Dudnt read becase aftwr the firat sentence I could tell how incredibly irrelevant it is.

Were talking about a federal crown prosecutor who granted someone bail on the last day of his federal sentence under the condition tjat he never leave his house. Me outside my house is grounds for arrest detainment search etc nobody gives a fuck if you were pulled over before and got away. I could tell you a bunch of more interwsting and likely truthful stories about myself but although I didnt read your post I dunno

Point is check ur privaledge/iq
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Dudnt read becase aftwr the firat sentence I could tell how incredibly irrelevant it is.

Were talking about a federal crown prosecutor who granted someone bail on the last day of his federal sentence under the condition tjat he never leave his house. Me outside my house is grounds for arrest detainment search etc nobody gives a fuck if you were pulled over before and got away. I could tell you a bunch of more interwsting and likely truthful stories about myself but although I didnt read your post I dunno

Point is check ur privaledge/iq

You are incredibly insecure.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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How long is the house arrest and what was the crime?
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Not really, you're just dull
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How long is the house arrest and what was the crime?

I was on bail awaiting sentencing for a year and a half on gouse arrest. I wrote an essay about how prisons r le crime factories and another about how this is the first time in my life when I can start moving forward because all these external sociological factors blah blah blah cuz it was a female judge. Doing so kept me outta jail and I was just sentenced to another year on house arrest and 3 yearsvafter that on paper which was less than my lawyer was asking for I made such a good emotional appeal to the judge.

She literally said she admired me and didnt expect to see me back. There was no scolding and I was wearing a baller asssuit. Didnt sleep fot 2 days beforehand. Goin in I planned to fake cry because itd be fitting and dramatic but when the time came I just had a huge shiteating grin on my face that probably made her second guess her decision. The aforementioned crown changed districts a week before so there was an inexperienced out of province crown in her place.

Sex and teddy bears
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Sex and teddy bears was the crime?

I call for death row, nigga.
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That was just something I posted

The crime was possessing hydromorphone for the purpose of trafficking in an area with fed sentencingnguideline forsxeduele 1 while on parole for more dopendealing charges
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That was just something I posted

The crime was possessing hydromorphone for the purpose of trafficking in an area with fed sentencingnguideline forsxeduele 1 while on parole for more dopendealing charges
Thug Life.  8)
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