Greetings primitive denizens of the sanctuary!
I am the current incarnation of the one you knew as JC Denton on the Zoklet.
I look forward to contributing my epic tales, profound words of wisdom, crushing insults, etc.
NOW I demand one thousand virgin sacrifices upon the altar of...... SACRIFICE!
Thus I expect the vast majority of this forums population to attend their sacrificial ritual slaughter. Please form an orderly single-file line, and prepare your anus for deflowering.