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Offline Quetzalolcoatlol

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I am winged trousersnake god
« on: September 23, 2014, 06:17:55 am »
Greetings primitive denizens of the sanctuary!

I am the current incarnation of the one you knew as JC Denton on the Zoklet.

I look forward to contributing my epic tales, profound words of wisdom, crushing insults, etc.

NOW I demand one thousand virgin sacrifices upon the altar of...... SACRIFICE!

Thus I expect the vast majority of this forums population to attend their sacrificial ritual slaughter. Please form an orderly single-file line, and prepare your anus for deflowering.
« Last Edit: September 23, 2014, 07:55:18 am by Quetzalolcoatlol »

Offline Township Rebellion

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Re: I am winged trousersnake god
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2014, 07:09:36 am »
Sup JC.

Offline Soso0

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Re: I am winged trousersnake god
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2014, 07:25:19 am »
I was down until I read the anus part....

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Re: I am winged trousersnake god
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2014, 12:13:29 am »
What's up man? Take your complimentary non-alcoholic beverage with a plastic umbrella and join the fun. Your new documents are that way and vaccinations are that way.

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Re: I am winged trousersnake god
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2014, 12:18:16 am »
I was hoping this was aoxoaoxoa, fuck I can never spell it.  Slag, I mean.

I am disappointed, JC Denton.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

Offline Michael Myers

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Re: I am winged trousersnake god
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2014, 01:14:03 pm »
Take your racism with you as you leave.

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Re: I am winged trousersnake god
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2014, 01:18:47 pm »
I was hoping this was aoxoaoxoa, fuck I can never spell it.  Slag, I mean.

I am disappointed, JC Denton.
AoxomoxoA.

Aoxo moxoA. Repeat. Aoxo moxoA. It's a Palilap like my username just way gayer.
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.