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Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« on: September 23, 2014, 03:03:05 am »
I don't know where to begin. My life could honestly translate to a KILLER movie;

Just a few things;

1. This is not a troll thread. I know most of you think that I'm always trolling or simply jacked up on amphetamines when I post seemingly over-the-top shit. The truth is that in the past I truly have enjoyed orchestrating some fabrications for my own selfish, personal entertainment, however, I really am a well meaning & good natured person and I've always drawn the line between things that I think may be truly hurtful to someone and things that may simply annoy them slightly and that line changes its' position based on the results of my (admittedly, potentially inaccurate) psychoanalytical guesses pertaining to the potential audience(s).

Basically, I don't want any significant members here truly believing that I'm some bad guy that doesn't deserve your help.

2. I'm not simply making this thread so I can follow it up with "send me money" if anyone wants to hear about what's actually up in my life.

3. I strongly & genuinely believe that a lot of the members here are some of the most intelligent people that I've ever interacted with in my life or at the very least of the highest potential. If we could all transcend whatever barriers we needlessly create between the greatest degree of communication between one another possible, I believe we have the potential to fuel a fire hot enough to seriously burn our enemies.

To anyone that has my back here, I will gladly have yours. My friendship allegiance & friendship is a powerful weapon to have... and I live in a war zone. Most of my friends have become corrupted victims of "biological warfare", metaphorically speaking and most people I know in real life aren't smart enough to come on a site like this and read this far let alone understand the value in what I'm describing as potential means for substantial benefit. Not just for myself... as if properly executed it will likely inspire the rest to be more likely to benefit from & enjoy doing the same for one another.

4. Most responses are going to be useless, throwaways. I'll get "made fun of" or "trolled". Someone will say "meth" or "didn't read". All I have to say is "Hell yeah" and "You'll learn one day".

No one is going to be surprising me with these kinds of useless responses. I know they're coming.

But I have a strong feeling that amongst this community... there exists a potential for one of the types of posters that I was referring to above to see beyond materialistic value in the benefits of engaging in something like this for the purpose of helping me and possibly even enjoying doing it.

If anyone knows the worth of their knowledge-base, intellect, basically power in any form to be something and is capable of recognizing worth in helping me, let me know. To the rest: Go ahead and eat. :) [_))llllllllllD

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Re: Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2014, 03:08:43 am »
Dude, I'm super tired and didn't really read it but I'm always down to help a brother.

Just tomorrow.
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Re: Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2014, 03:10:29 am »
Dont be silly, this is a nonsensicaly long thread with no point. If course your jacked on amphetamines. We dont judge tho.
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Re: Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2014, 03:12:28 am »
Dont be silly, this is a nonsensicaly long thread with no point. If course your jacked on amphetamines. We dont judge tho.
You are so fucking worthless. Get out of this thread you idiot.
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Re: Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2014, 03:16:24 am »
I don't know where to begin. My life could honestly translate to a KILLER movie;

Just a few things;

1. This is not a troll thread. I know most of you think that I'm always trolling or simply jacked up on amphetamines when I post seemingly over-the-top shit. The truth is that in the past I truly have enjoyed orchestrating some fabrications for my own selfish, personal entertainment, however, I really am a well meaning & good natured person and I've always drawn the line between things that I think may be truly hurtful to someone and things that may simply annoy them slightly and that line changes its' position based on the results of my (admittedly, potentially inaccurate) psychoanalytical guesses pertaining to the potential audience(s).

Basically, I don't want any significant members here truly believing that I'm some bad guy that doesn't deserve your help.

2. I'm not simply making this thread so I can follow it up with "send me money" if anyone wants to hear about what's actually up in my life.

3. I strongly & genuinely believe that a lot of the members here are some of the most intelligent people that I've ever interacted with in my life or at the very least of the highest potential. If we could all transcend whatever barriers we needlessly create between the greatest degree of communication between one another possible, I believe we have the potential to fuel a fire hot enough to seriously burn our enemies.

To anyone that has my back here, I will gladly have yours. My friendship allegiance & friendship is a powerful weapon to have... and I live in a war zone. Most of my friends have become corrupted victims of "biological warfare", metaphorically speaking and most people I know in real life aren't smart enough to come on a site like this and read this far let alone understand the value in what I'm describing as potential means for substantial benefit. Not just for myself... as if properly executed it will likely inspire the rest to be more likely to benefit from & enjoy doing the same for one another.

4. Most responses are going to be useless, throwaways. I'll get "made fun of" or "trolled". Someone will say "meth" or "didn't read". All I have to say is "Hell yeah" and "You'll learn one day".

No one is going to be surprising me with these kinds of useless responses. I know they're coming.

But I have a strong feeling that amongst this community... there exists a potential for one of the types of posters that I was referring to above to see beyond materialistic value in the benefits of engaging in something like this for the purpose of helping me and possibly even enjoying doing it.

If anyone knows the worth of their knowledge-base, intellect, basically power in any form to be something and is capable of recognizing worth in helping me, let me know. To the rest: Go ahead and eat. :) [_))llllllllllD

this post reads like an infomercial for some sort of pyramid scheme trolling for victims

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Re: Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2014, 03:17:35 am »
Dude, I'm super tired and didn't really read it but I'm always down to help a brother.

Just tomorrow.

you didnt read it...but know that hes asking for help

you dumb nigger, no wonder you never want to go to bed...youre afraid of the late-night visits you get from the male members of your household

go the fuck to bed, and sleep on your stomach

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Re: Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2014, 03:20:08 am »
Dude, I'm super tired and didn't really read it but I'm always down to help a brother.

Just tomorrow.

you didnt read it...but know that hes asking for help

you dumb nigger, no wonder you never want to go to bed...youre afraid of the late-night visits you get from the male members of your household

go the fuck to bed, and sleep on your stomach
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Re: Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2014, 03:24:22 am »
I'm always willing to help out, just not financially, because I don't have that myself. Just let me know how I can be of service.
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Re: Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2014, 03:24:32 am »
Dont be silly, this is a nonsensicaly long thread with no point. If course your jacked on amphetamines. We dont judge tho.
You are so fucking worthless. Get out of this thread you idiot.

honestly and you wonder why no one likes you. Your head is so far up your ass its unreal. You put literally 0 thought into your posts and treat this site like some sort of middle school
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Re: Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2014, 03:27:56 am »
Dont be silly, this is a nonsensicaly long thread with no point. If course your jacked on amphetamines. We dont judge tho.
You are so fucking worthless. Get out of this thread you idiot.

honestly and you wonder why no one likes you. Your head is so far up your ass its unreal. You put literally 0 thought into your posts and treat this site like some sort of middle school
iIntrnrnet is sers busns fo reel.

Kill yourself with your self made MDMA you nothing.
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Re: Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2014, 03:32:37 am »
How do I block your posts sitewide? You bring nothing worthwhile to the site
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Re: Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2014, 03:34:35 am »
How do I block your posts sitewide? You bring nothing worthwhile to the site

Click on his name in the forum and then click Add to Buddy List.
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Re: Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2014, 03:36:28 am »
How do I block your posts sitewide? You bring nothing worthwhile to the site
Did I hurt your little feelings.  :'(

Put me on your ingnore list and show the world your ultimate submission to me.
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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2014, 03:44:19 am »
How do I block your posts sitewide? You bring nothing worthwhile to the site
Did I hurt your little feelings.  :'(

Put me on your ingnore list and show the world your ultimate submission to me.

yes I'm crying to my mommy over some shit shots at my obviously amazing chemistry skills. Anyways have fun polluting other peoples brain with your posts.
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Re: Serious topic: I was hoping you guys might offer me your help.
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2014, 03:46:21 am »
I've always liked you IWD.