A Small News Update

[constantinople]

My body is only lukewarm.

[SBTlauien]

Nobody can avoid a DoS if the attacker knows what they are doing.

From what I've read, it doesn't take much to learn how.  Its basically a kiddie-attack.

[Infinityshock]

or...ignore them and eventually the ADHD infested little bastards would eventually find something else to do and stop bothering the adults

[-SpectraL]

Employment interview with a butler:

Q. Have you ever killed people consecutively before.
A. Yes. Yes, I have.

Q. How fast are you at jumping into closets, dark corners, and behind drapes?
A. I wear running shoes for sprints and bikini shorts for endurance.

Q. Did you receive a final paycheck from your most recent place of employment?
A. No.

Q. Were you in the will at your most recent place of employment?
A. Yes.

Q. How are you with knives, poisons, rope knots, deadly snakes, electrical wiring and large, heavy objects?
A. I actually took 6 years of intense instruction at the Academy of Better Butler Bad Guys. Everything was well covered.

Q Did your mother and/or father kiss you goodnight as a child?
A. No. Never. Please change the question.

Q. If you were to be hired for this position, could you deal with being stranded on a small island for extended periods of weeks, or even months?
A. Absolutely.

[Jedi Moped]

Employment interview with a butler:

Q. Have you ever killed people consecutively before.
A. Yes. Yes, I have.

Q. How fast are you at jumping into closets, dark corners, and behind drapes?
A. I wear running shoes for sprints and bikini shorts for endurance.

Q. Did you receive a final paycheck from your most recent place of employment?
A. No.

Q. Were you in the will at your most recent place of employment?
A. Yes.

Q. How are you with knives, poisons, rope knots, deadly snakes, electrical wiring and large, heavy objects?
A. I actually took 6 years of intense instruction at the Academy of Better Butler Bad Guys. Everything was well covered.

Q Did your mother and/or father kiss you goodnight as a child?
A. No. Never. Please change the question.

Q. If you were to be hired for this position, could you deal with being stranded on a small island for extended periods of weeks, or even months?
A. Absolutely.

SpectraL tries to be funny.

Spoiler

and fails

[-SpectraL]

Norman Bates' Job Interview:

Interviewer: Have you ever managed a hotel before?
Norman: No, but I'd like to take a stab at it.

[millionsofdeadcats]

Norman Bates' Job Interview:

Interviewer: Have you ever managed a hotel before?
Norman: No, but I'd like to take a stab at it.

Your first post about butler jokes: sad and gay

This post:  4/10

[millionsofdeadcats]

SpectraL tries to be funny.

At least he tries to be funny.  You are just corny and embarrassing.

[Jedi Moped]

SpectraL tries to be funny.

At least he tries to be funny.  You are just corny and embarrassing.

So tell us, what does SpectraL's dick taste like? I bet it tastes exactly like DaGuru's.

[zok jr.]

Fucking hell, what if I had an emergency? Who would I have PM'ed? This is unacceptable, I could have died during the downtime and nobody here would know.

nor would they care

[oppenheimmer]

why?

i know this place is sick like a dog, but if out off the 24 hours in a day some one cant get on here
and moans or leave, well i don't want another jobless bum that spends all day online.

It reminds me off young boys picking on girls they like, they the young boy's sancy the girl they want to be apart off.

[oppenheimmer]

Employment interview with a butler:

Q. Have you ever killed people consecutively before.
A. Yes. Yes, I have.

Q. How fast are you at jumping into closets, dark corners, and behind drapes?
A. I wear running shoes for sprints and bikini shorts for endurance.

Q. Did you receive a final paycheck from your most recent place of employment?
A. No.

Q. Were you in the will at your most recent place of employment?
A. Yes.

Q. How are you with knives, poisons, rope knots, deadly snakes, electrical wiring and large, heavy objects?
A. I actually took 6 years of intense instruction at the Academy of Better Butler Bad Guys. Everything was well covered.

Q Did your mother and/or father kiss you goodnight as a child?
A. No. Never. Please change the question.

Q. If you were to be hired for this position, could you deal with being stranded on a small island for extended periods of weeks, or even months?
A. Absolutely.

SpectraL tries to be funny.

Spoiler

and fails

credit where credit due its takes alot to post a turd and be proud off it

[RisiR]

oppenheimer you got the best avatar. That's a great asshole. 

[Freegamer]

Employment interview with a butler:

Q. Have you ever killed people consecutively before.
A. Yes. Yes, I have.

Q. How fast are you at jumping into closets, dark corners, and behind drapes?
A. I wear running shoes for sprints and bikini shorts for endurance.

Q. Did you receive a final paycheck from your most recent place of employment?
A. No.

Q. Were you in the will at your most recent place of employment?
A. Yes.

Q. How are you with knives, poisons, rope knots, deadly snakes, electrical wiring and large, heavy objects?
A. I actually took 6 years of intense instruction at the Academy of Better Butler Bad Guys. Everything was well covered.

Q Did your mother and/or father kiss you goodnight as a child?
A. No. Never. Please change the question.

Q. If you were to be hired for this position, could you deal with being stranded on a small island for extended periods of weeks, or even months?
A. Absolutely.

SpectraL tries to be funny.

Spoiler

and fails

credit where credit due its takes alot to post a turd and be proud off it

got a good laugh out of that.

[420bunny]

Schplew was probably smoking the inside of his couch cushion soked in raid and covered in PCP and old weed scraps. He then took his junkified rage against zok out on here via a DDOS attack while furiously jerking off to gay scat porn while eating and smearing chocolate pudding all over his body with his mothers black foot long dildo while fantasizing about Justin Beiber!