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Offline Dumpster Slut

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I AM FAT AND UGLY
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:56:21 am »
Just ate 4 bags of ruffles chips with tostidos nacho cheese sauce, then I drank 3 cans of brisk iced tea and now I'm microwaving a burrito at 5 in the morning. I've gained 10 pounds this week so now I've broken into the 400 pound level and I am starting to lose the will to live. I hope I don't wake up.
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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2014, 10:57:11 am »
What am I supposed to do? Please help me I have no one to talk to.
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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2014, 10:59:50 am »
I don't even own sunscreen or a pair of shorts, I bought used tires and they're already bald. I talk like Im black, but I'm not. I haven't had sex in 9 years. I haven't eaten a piece of fruit in months.
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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2014, 11:05:51 am »
OH GOD I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO HELP ME
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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2014, 02:00:37 pm »
Quote from: Dumpster Slut on September 21, 2014, 11:05:51 am
OH GOD I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO HELP ME

No one wants to help fattys.
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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2014, 02:01:45 pm »
Kill yourself and or molotov everything.
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You don't have to be a student of Sun Tzu to realize that going face-down ass-up for a bunch of paedo's is a bad move for a number of reasons. I hope the final dimming embers of Totse aren't finally extinguished by a few kiddie-fiddlers. Even death by furries would be better than that.

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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2014, 02:42:56 pm »
Get naked. Post pics

Ill fap to them for u
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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2014, 01:32:05 am »
Quote from: Dumpster Slut on September 21, 2014, 10:56:21 am
Just ate 4 bags of ruffles chips with tostidos nacho cheese sauce, then I drank 3 cans of brisk iced tea and now I'm microwaving a burrito at 5 in the morning. I've gained 10 pounds this week so now I've broken into the 400 pound level and I am starting to lose the will to live. I hope I don't wake up.

The answer is meth.
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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2014, 05:03:22 pm »
I've started to take reallu hot showers as I heard that helps with weight loss. Ive also been sitting out in the sun to burn off fat too.
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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2014, 05:33:08 pm »
Quote from: Dumpster Slut on September 22, 2014, 05:03:22 pm
I've started to take reallu hot showers as I heard that helps with weight loss. Ive also been sitting out in the sun to burn off fat too.

ALLYOUNEEDISMETH
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Offline RisiR

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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2014, 06:04:35 pm »
This is the worst gimmick you ever had Dumpster Slut. Please stop.
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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2014, 06:14:43 pm »
INJECT HER WITH METH
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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2014, 06:18:21 pm »
He's a guy and just trolling.

Though, he probably is fat and ugly. This shit is a gimmick.
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Quote from: MoaningLisa on June 13, 2014, 01:31:32 am
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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2014, 06:21:07 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 06:18:21 pm
He's a guy and just trolling.

Though, he probably is fat and ugly. This shit is a gimmick.

Lol the answer still remains meth...
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Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2014, 06:28:14 pm »
Are you on meth right now, Anti?
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Quote from: MoaningLisa on June 13, 2014, 01:31:32 am
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