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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2014, 09:25:08 pm »
No the funny thread was where I wrote a story where I showed up on your door, kicked the living daylights out of you, whilst you lose conciseness, I pluck your teeth out one by one, discard them and then throw you in a tank full  of hydrochloric acid so your remains where never found.

Now that story was funny

It would have to be a story, because in reality, you try to get in my door, the last thing you will hear is a volley of rifle fire.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2014, 09:31:55 pm »
No the funny thread was where I wrote a story where I showed up on your door, kicked the living daylights out of you, whilst you lose conciseness, I pluck your teeth out one by one, discard them and then throw you in a tank full  of hydrochloric acid so your remains where never found.

Now that story was funny

It would have to be a story, because in reality, you try to get in my door, the last thing you will hear is a volley of rifle fire.
I doubt he would hear it on such a short distance. The bullets are too fast.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2014, 09:37:01 pm »
I gave myself anorexia.

Yes stupid lame attention seeking cunts like you put their fingers down their throat and vomit
I take you for the sort!
You were born with a micropenis so your parents told you it's a clit.

You are a transexual.



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two fingers, then you meet puke and kiss toilet seat

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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2014, 09:37:57 pm »
I doubt he would hear it on such a short distance. The bullets are too fast.

I would have to get a killshot first shot, through the door, for them not to hear it.  I may miss first shot, or may mortally wound them, who knows?  No real line of sight.  I would never shoot through a door anyway, though. 
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2014, 09:40:28 pm »
No the funny thread was where I wrote a story where I showed up on your door, kicked the living daylights out of you, whilst you lose conciseness, I pluck your teeth out one by one, discard them and then throw you in a tank full  of hydrochloric acid so your remains where never found.

Now that story was funny

It would have to be a story, because in reality, you try to get in my door, the last thing you will hear is a volley of rifle fire.

Nah coz pussies like you would never have the guts to give our your address because you would shit and piss in your panties from fright because in reality you are a coward

the only way to prove otherwise is to post your address so I can fly over seas and see if you really could shot me with that fake rifle of yours

Is Rifle the secret word your father uses as he rapes you ever night before you go to sleep, in your jammy jams? I am guessing the answer to all the above is yes and that you will prove you are a coward by not posting your address for me to see
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2014, 09:45:34 pm »
You act like a man, you smell like a man, you are a man.

A transexual man.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2014, 09:52:00 pm »
You act like a man, you smell like a man, you are a man.

A transexual man.


You and this video player have a lot in common you both are Broken
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2014, 09:52:53 pm »
lol
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2014, 09:58:04 pm »
Malice sounds like an angry Fed who sucks at trying to pry PI out of people.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2014, 09:59:02 pm »
Nah coz pussies like you would never have the guts to give our your address because you would shit and piss in your panties from fright because in reality you are a coward

the only way to prove otherwise is to post your address so I can fly over seas and see if you really could shot me with that fake rifle of yours

Is Rifle the secret word your father uses as he rapes you ever night before you go to sleep, in your jammy jams? I am guessing the answer to all the above is yes and that you will prove you are a coward by not posting your address for me to see

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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #40 on: September 22, 2014, 09:59:25 pm »
And you are a tranny.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #41 on: September 23, 2014, 02:37:34 am »
Ich mag schwanz in meinen arsch

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