Dat rubber playground surface hustle
Sounds like a good gig, what you should really be doing is starting a lobbying group called PAUP (parents against unsafe playgrounds) to go up in arms over playground mishaps and scraped knees and shit. Once the parents get the surfaces installed all over by reactionary lobbying (OH SO YOU'RE FOR HURTING CHILDREN R U HITLER?) parents will feel safer letting their kids be kids and not be such watchdog faggots. All contracts will flow through you because you're PAUP approved and will make donations to them through proxies to keep them going, you'll be a millionaire and kids will b free 2 b kids!!!!!!