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i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« on: September 18, 2014, 03:19:46 pm »
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Re: i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2014, 03:40:42 pm »
Signed

And....where the hell are you that dial up takes 35 minutes to load this?

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Re: i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2014, 03:42:22 pm »
i live in somalia
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Re: i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2014, 03:42:49 pm »
i dial up using thunderstorms and fishing wire
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Re: i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2014, 04:44:45 pm »
i dial up using thunderstorms and fishing wire

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Re: i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2014, 05:18:30 pm »
duxk niggers
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Re: i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2014, 05:21:23 pm »
10/10 would dial again.
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Re: i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2014, 05:45:21 pm »
i live in somalia

Lies. They don't even have electricity in somalia much less any form of modern communication

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Re: i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2014, 05:50:30 pm »
in their butts?

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Re: i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2014, 05:53:18 pm »
i live in somalia

Lies. They don't even have electricity in somalia much less any form of modern communication

Dude, "Somalia now offers some of the most technologically advanced and competitively priced telecommunications and internet services in the world."  Wikipedia your ass!
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Re: i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2014, 05:57:02 pm »
I bet Somalia has better Internet than Germany and I'm not even joking.

Usbekistan has better internet than Germany. WTF...
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Re: i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2014, 06:01:38 pm »
35 minutes never felt more like an eternity and I would do it all over again.
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Re: i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2014, 06:20:42 pm »
I bet Somalia has better Internet than Germany and I'm not even joking.

Usbekistan has better internet than Germany. WTF...

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Re: i spent 35 minutes loading dial up internet to post this
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2014, 06:24:17 pm »
I bet Somalia has better Internet than Germany and I'm not even joking.

Usbekistan has better internet than Germany. WTF...

The Western nations are turning into Third World countries, while the Third World countries flourish.
That's why I plan on moving to South America like all great Germans did.
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2014, 06:30:25 pm »
I bet Somalia has better Internet than Germany and I'm not even joking.

Usbekistan has better internet than Germany. WTF...

The Western nations are turning into Third World countries, while the Third World countries flourish.
That's why I plan on moving to South America like all great Germans did.

I hear Belize is nice...
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