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Offline Matius

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Advanced Buttrot
« on: September 17, 2014, 10:49:18 pm »
Seriously for like 4 days my asshole has been itchy, I think its from my soap, I try to rinse it all outta there....

I don't think its from over-wiping because I haven't been shitting.

I don't want your advice, I just thought you all should know.

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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2014, 10:51:31 pm »
Thanks man. Info much appreciated.
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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2014, 11:26:33 pm »
you should have your sex partners change the type of lube they use

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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2014, 11:31:26 pm »
You'll never understand that requesting pictures of homosexual activities makes YOU the faggot, right?

You want to see men having sex, preferably in perverted ways. You are homosexual.
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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2014, 11:33:46 pm »
You'll never understand that requesting pictures of homosexual activities makes YOU the faggot, right?

You want to see men having sex, preferably in perverted ways. You are homosexual.

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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2014, 11:35:00 pm »
Hahaha... you.. oh you.
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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2014, 11:40:24 pm »
One time I had a mite colony inside my ass and it would give me an orgasm when I shit.
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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2014, 12:30:15 am »
One time I had a mite colony inside my ass and it would give me an orgasm when I shit.

you should have migrated some of them to your vagina then you would have never needed to leave your bed

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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2014, 07:03:21 am »
Posting a thread with a description of your malady on Sanc isn't how you receive an accurate medical diagnosis. You need to post pictures too.

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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2014, 09:27:29 pm »
I believe it could be pinworm

A few years back I had uncontrollable itching of my anus hole, and the dr took a stool sample and found it to be infested with pinworms.

They gave me some pills and it cleared up in a week or two.
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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2014, 09:45:30 pm »
Pinworms are a possibility, but they're much more common in little kids who have trouble putting dirty things in their mouths. Unless OP has a scat fetish...

OP probably has/had a yeast infection. Wash it, dry it, and keep it dry. Repeat as necessary.
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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2014, 09:49:22 pm »
Or a bad hemmorhoid.
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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2014, 11:18:43 pm »
What kind of lotion are you using?


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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2014, 11:19:43 pm »
Pinworms are a possibility, but they're much more common in little kids who have trouble putting dirty things in their mouths. Unless OP has a scat fetish...

OP probably has/had a yeast infection. Wash it, dry it, and keep it dry. Repeat as necessary.
For the past few years I've been limited mobility because of my weight and had trouble cleaning my house until my aunt came over and nearly passed out from the smell. I still think the pinworm was contributed to that fact. I have a maid now but she has not been over in weeks as I am maxed out on credit cards and have nearly nothing to my name and piling medical bills
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Re: Advanced Buttrot
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2014, 12:06:44 am »
Pinworms are a possibility, but they're much more common in little kids who have trouble putting dirty things in their mouths. Unless OP has a scat fetish...

OP probably has/had a yeast infection. Wash it, dry it, and keep it dry. Repeat as necessary.
For the past few years I've been limited mobility because of my weight and had trouble cleaning my house until my aunt came over and nearly passed out from the smell. I still think the pinworm was contributed to that fact. I have a maid now but she has not been over in weeks as I am maxed out on credit cards and have nearly nothing to my name and piling medical bills

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