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Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« on: September 17, 2014, 01:11:35 pm »
I'm going in a week. Mostly to deal with my stimulant/opiate/misc RC chem/occasionally DXM issues. Also to get away from deadbeat parents and a niggerspic school. I have no friends so there wont be much to miss. Plus Its gonna be funny as hell busting everyone's balls and making the nurses and shit mad as fuck. And it'll be good to get help for my drug addictions and mental health problems I guess
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Re: Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2014, 01:27:33 pm »
Whatsa niggerspic school?
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2014, 01:28:53 pm »
Good luck, Max. But

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Plus Its gonna be funny as hell busting everyone's balls and making the nurses and shit mad as fuck.

don't be a cunt like that. I assume people there genuinely want to help you so you should not just accept that help but be thankful for it. Don't be a cunt.
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Re: Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2014, 02:51:19 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 01:28:53 pm
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Plus Its gonna be funny as hell busting everyone's balls and making the nurses and shit mad as fuck.

don't be a cunt like that. I assume people there genuinely want to help you so you should not just accept that help but be thankful for it. Don't be a cunt.

No they dont. If they're not there to sexually abuse the patients,  they're there because they couldn't get hired at a real medical facility.  Orrrr....serving a court-ordered community service sentence
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Re: Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2014, 02:53:07 pm »
Assumptions from both sides but I guess we can agree that "Don't be a cunt" is a valuable tip.

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Re: Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2014, 03:56:14 pm »
Quote from: Infinityshock on September 17, 2014, 01:27:33 pm
Whatsa niggerspic school?

a school with a bunch of niggers and spics
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Re: Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2014, 04:03:29 pm »
Quote from: Max Headroom on September 17, 2014, 01:11:35 pm
Also to get away from deadbeat parents

Interesting adjective you're using for you parents there mate.

What makes them deadbeat to you exactly?
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Re: Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2014, 06:40:21 pm »
How do you afford rehab are you rich and white
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Re: Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 06:40:40 pm »
Quote from: Tokolosh on September 17, 2014, 04:03:29 pm
Quote from: Max Headroom on September 17, 2014, 01:11:35 pm
Also to get away from deadbeat parents

Interesting adjective you're using for you parents there mate.

What makes them deadbeat to you exactly?

My mom is a perfectionist and extremely punctual and thinks all my problems are intentional just to make her life worse, also drinks to oblivion but I can't really blame her, her sister died of cancer in 2011 and she has the right to drink however much she wants but is intolerable sometimes. My dad is an alcoholic but has been sober for 7 years, but abuses benzos so he just replaced an addiction with another, always complains about how I'm a druggie loser and how I'm a fucking scumbag, when he's the reason why I'm fucked up. He has bipolar and when I was 10 or 11 kept telling me I was bipolar and forced me to go to a psychiatrist and all the SSRIs and antipsychotics made me delusional, anhedonic and I went to drugs which with the un-needed medication brain damaged me and gave me drug induced mental illness. Also lays around taking klonopin all day bitching about how he's gonna leave or get a job but never gets off his ass, always tries to get sympathy saying he's dying all the time, and then is a fucking marytr the next second. Also never disciplined me when I was younger causing me to be a major douche.
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Re: Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2014, 06:41:28 pm »
Quote from: Soso0 on September 17, 2014, 06:40:21 pm
How do you afford rehab are you rich and white

The county pays for it.
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Re: Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2014, 06:58:22 pm »
Man up and stop blaming your shit-dad for your shitness but yea, I guess that's what you're doing with the rehab thing.

Just get away from them if possible and take drugs for fun occassionally. Problem solved.
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Re: Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 07:09:14 pm »
Good luck. I wasnt able to do it even court ordered, but then again I'm a heavy opiate addict with pain issues and severe anxiety. Take away my opiate and benzos + withdrawl and being forced to sit in NA all day. Keep this in mind: NA world for those ppl because they BELIEVE it works. If you believe enough that schplew will keep you clean, he will.

Then again, it's good for a breather.
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Re: Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2014, 07:09:22 pm »
Yeah you type that your parents take all kinds of drugs, and you are doing the same thing.  Nothing wrong with drugs per se, but if you cannot take time to see what life is like without drugs, then there is something wrong.  What that wrong thing is, only you can figure that out.
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Re: Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2014, 07:15:58 pm »
Quote from: Endmediocrity on September 17, 2014, 07:09:14 pm
Good luck. I wasnt able to do it even court ordered, but then again I'm a heavy opiate addict with pain issues and severe anxiety. Take away my opiate and benzos + withdrawl and being forced to sit in NA all day. Keep this in mind: NA world for those ppl because they BELIEVE it works. If you believe enough that schplew will keep you clean, he will.

Then again, it's good for a breather.
What's NA?
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Re: Voluntarily going to a 3-6 month rehab/residential
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2014, 07:45:31 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 07:15:58 pm
Quote from: Endmediocrity on September 17, 2014, 07:09:14 pm
Good luck. I wasnt able to do it even court ordered, but then again I'm a heavy opiate addict with pain issues and severe anxiety. Take away my opiate and benzos + withdrawl and being forced to sit in NA all day. Keep this in mind: NA world for those ppl because they BELIEVE it works. If you believe enough that schplew will keep you clean, he will.

Then again, it's good for a breather.
What's NA?

niggers anonimous
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