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Offline RisiR

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Suicide by Fire
« on: September 17, 2014, 01:05:02 pm »
Ok guys, before when Zoklet was still alive I wanted to kill myself. I still do.

I thought about registering under the username Burning Man because I want to kill myself with fire and that would've been funny.

Now, I don't just want to burn myself in protest like the monks did back in the day. I don't have the balls for that. I'd just like to burn myself on the highest place (I live sort of in the mountains) and have my ashes carried away with the wind.

Bad thing is, burning to death probably hurts like shit and I don't want that.


My question is, how could I build a device that sets me on fire after I've knocked myself out with Nitrous Oxide. A timer?

I thought abot Thermite as the the stuff that shall burn me because I'm sure it will get the job done. How much of that would I need so that nothing of me is left?

Help much appreciated.
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2014, 01:14:24 pm »
pretty sure people could get in legal trouble for advising you on how to kill yourself
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2014, 01:18:50 pm »
SWIM wants to do this?  ???
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2014, 01:26:29 pm »
Nonsense...dying in a fire is completely painless.  Watch some videos of people immolation (should be spelled emolating) themselves...theyre perfectly calm and content.  Pain free.

Take some xanax and ecstasy...then you'll have a really good time

I would be glad to help you with this.  I promise not to sexually abuse your corpse after the flames die down

Gives new meaning to the term 'hot piece of ass.'
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2014, 01:30:18 pm »
Didn't read.

Too much gay fantasies.

Anyone else?
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2014, 01:58:43 pm »
Kill yourself....oh wait...never mind....
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2014, 02:06:47 pm »
Build a giant bonfire, down massive amounts of drugs, as you'll want to be pretty much dead once you get lit. Once that fire gets going good, do a belly flop on that bitch
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2014, 02:55:35 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 01:30:18 pm
Didn't read.

Too much gay fantasies.

Anyone else?

You spend more time fapping to my posts than you do to the gay midget barnyard animal porn you sneak off your daddys computer
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 02:57:18 pm »
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2014, 03:03:59 pm »
Some guy just tried this a couple days ago in Cleveland, and failed miserably...


http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2014/09/16/Man-suspected-of-killing-woman-sets-himself-on-fire-on-Ohio-highway/2301410877034/


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CLEVELAND, Sept. 16 (UPI) -- A bungled suicide by a man who set himself on fire in front of three children on an Ohio highway led police to the body of a woman killed in Cleveland, authorities said.

Hugo Ramos, 28, was being held under guard at a Cleveland hospital.

Police said Ramos, who had three small children in his car, was on U.S. 20 in Lorain County northwest of Cleveland when he pulled over Monday afternoon and stood in front of a tractor-trailer, which struck him. Still able to walk, Ramos returned to his car, got a can of gasoline and poured it on himself before setting himself on fire.

Ramos was questioned, giving information that led Cleveland police to a home where they found the body of a 25-year-old woman.

Lt. Craig Cvetan of the Highway Patrol said Lorain County Childrens Services is caring for the children, aged 1, 4 and 7. Ramos was in MetroHealth Medical Center in Cleveland, where he was reported to be in critical condition late Monday.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2014/09/16/Man-suspected-of-killing-woman-sets-himself-on-fire-on-Ohio-highway/2301410877034/#ixzz3DabUc1Ll

Talk about a death wish, huh? Maybe next time try it the other way around? Set yourself on fire and THEN step in front of a truck?

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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2014, 03:06:57 pm »
You are no help guys. Funny, but no help.
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 03:19:14 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 03:06:57 pm
You are no help guys. Funny, but no help.

I am truly sorry that we are not able to help you set yourself on fire and die.
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2014, 03:21:42 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 03:06:57 pm
You are no help guys. Funny, but no help.

If you were thinking of a more pleasant or pleasurable way of offing yourself...I could help you with that by fucking you to death
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2014, 03:28:07 pm »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 03:19:14 pm
Quote from: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 03:06:57 pm
You are no help guys. Funny, but no help.

I am truly sorry that we are not able to help you set yourself on fire and die.
You're a terrible friend.   :'(
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2014, 03:29:52 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 03:28:07 pm
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 03:19:14 pm
Quote from: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 03:06:57 pm
You are no help guys. Funny, but no help.

I am truly sorry that we are not able to help you set yourself on fire and die.
You're a terrible friend.   :'(

Bitch, I just offered to fuck you into your coffin and you dont even express your gratitude
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