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Offline splooge gook

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this makes me mad
« on: September 17, 2014, 09:18:39 am »
whenm i cough up phelgm on the floor it looks an  afwul loy like when i spray semen on the floor
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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2014, 09:20:32 am »
way too easy
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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2014, 09:21:28 am »
First world problems.
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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2014, 06:05:31 pm »
Do you like carrots?

Anyways, this shitpost a shit.

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Offline millionsofdeadcats

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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2014, 06:08:26 pm »
I would say you need fucking killed, and I would be right.
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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2014, 06:31:36 pm »
Did you drink milk before it happened? Everytime I drink milk and spit a couple of minutes later it's always so white-ish.
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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2014, 06:33:04 pm »
Quote from: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 06:31:36 pm
Did you drink milk before it happened? Everytime I drink milk and spit a couple of minutes later it's always so white-ish.

Do you spit and ejaculate on your parents' floor like the OP?  If so, you need fucking killed, too.
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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2014, 06:37:02 pm »
3rd grade lung cancer isn't funny.
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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 06:38:42 pm »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 06:33:04 pm
Quote from: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 06:31:36 pm
Did you drink milk before it happened? Everytime I drink milk and spit a couple of minutes later it's always so white-ish.

Do you spit and ejaculate on your parents' floor like the OP?  If so, you need fucking killed, too.

No, I am only able to ejaculate when I think of you, you filthy fat faggot.
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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2014, 06:39:17 pm »
The drug abuse has caught up to you
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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2014, 06:43:05 pm »
Quote from: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 06:38:42 pm
No, I am only able to ejaculate when I think of you, you filthy fat faggot.

I am flattered, but no thanks.  I ain't into none of that gay shit, now
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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 06:48:10 pm »
prolintane tastes like dirty socks (lel socks) and semen. It's ghey.
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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2014, 06:50:35 pm »
Quote from: Max Headroom on September 17, 2014, 06:48:10 pm
prolintane tastes like dirty socks (lel socks) and semen. It's ghey.

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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2014, 06:51:45 pm »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 06:43:05 pm
Quote from: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 06:38:42 pm
No, I am only able to ejaculate when I think of you, you filthy fat faggot.

I am flattered, but no thanks.  I ain't into none of that gay shit, now

Shut the fuck up, fatty. Go finish up your Taco Bell before I fuck you in the ass again with my strap-on.
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« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2014, 06:54:33 pm »
Quote from: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 06:51:45 pm
with my strap-on

Uhhhh.......what?...........
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