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So I went and shot myself... Then came the machete.
« on: September 17, 2014, 05:34:57 am »
So two separate incidents.

The first is a good reason why to slant your plates when you're shooting at them, By some odd fucked up ricochet I took the jacket from a 200gr FMJ to the right arm so I did what anyone would do. I finished off the last few rounds then went inside to put some disinfecting alcohol into me.

Quick patch up job later and I was right as rain.

SVT40 with a sexy time 6X24 variable zoom scope ;D
[img]https://imageshack.com/i/pdRYutRfj[/img]

The money shots.
[img]https://imageshack.com/i/p28NJAyGj[/img]
[img]https://imageshack.com/i/ipXZ5vAbj[/img]
[img]https://imageshack.com/i/p9MzZIOdj[/img]

Hunk of scrap I took out of me.
[img]https://imageshack.com/i/ip3fPVynj[/img]

Machete time!

So yeah... Went to prove how sharp my new machete is and a trip to the ER four stitches later and my friend bought one too.
Made by a bronze man for a black man to cut the white man with... I just took out the middle man this time.

Machete.
[img]https://imageshack.com/i/iqe6JUpZj[/img]

Fingers
[img]https://imageshack.com/i/p9PQU8Vtj[/img]
[img]https://imageshack.com/i/p8KiZsrSj[/img]
[img]https://imageshack.com/i/p8ojeOQxj[/img]

Al
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Re: So I went and shot myself... Then came the machete.
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2014, 06:25:40 am »
WHY YOU PUT UGLY RAIL AND CHEAP CHINESE SCOPE ON RUSSIAN RIFLE? IS NOT AS GOOD AS PRODUCED FROM ISVHIEK MECHANICAL WORKS? MAYBE YOU PUT CHEAP BIPOD OF AMERICAN MIDWEST ON AND MAYBE YOU PUT DILDO ON TOP SO YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF IN ASS WHILE PRETEND TO BE JOHNNY RAMBO?

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Re: So I went and shot myself... Then came the machete.
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2014, 03:43:00 pm »
WHY YOU PUT UGLY RAIL AND CHEAP CHINESE SCOPE ON RUSSIAN RIFLE? IS NOT AS GOOD AS PRODUCED FROM ISVHIEK MECHANICAL WORKS? MAYBE YOU PUT CHEAP BIPOD OF AMERICAN MIDWEST ON AND MAYBE YOU PUT DILDO ON TOP SO YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF IN ASS WHILE PRETEND TO BE JOHNNY RAMBO?

Buy me a new scope and rail or pay for my mortgage for a month then I'll look into putting a better scope and rail on it. This is a hunting rifle not some purist faggot cock gargling sausage got touched by my uncle in the dark fest.

The rail is solid and the scope holds its zero so for a $150 rail and a $90 scope I can punch 200gr rounds into a solid grouping accurately and consistently which equals food on the table.

So until your opinion starts stocking the freezer go hide back in your mommas basement lad, You aint ready for the adult table yet.

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Re: So I went and shot myself... Then came the machete.
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2014, 08:28:16 pm »
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Re: So I went and shot myself... Then came the machete.
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2014, 08:46:32 pm »
So two separate incidents.

The first is a good reason why to slant your plates when you're shooting at them, By some odd fucked up ricochet I took the jacket from a 200gr FMJ to the right arm so I did what anyone would do. I finished off the last few rounds then went inside to put some disinfecting alcohol into me.

Quick patch up job later and I was right as rain.

SVT40 with a sexy time 6X24 variable zoom scope ;D


The money shots.




Hunk of scrap I took out of me.


Machete time!

So yeah... Went to prove how sharp my new machete is and a trip to the ER four stitches later and my friend bought one too.
Made by a bronze man for a black man to cut the white man with... I just took out the middle man this time.

Machete.


Fingers




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Re: So I went and shot myself... Then came the machete.
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2014, 10:34:57 pm »
you deserve this for putting dirty pig yankshit mcscope on your svt.

i hope the next time you cut off or puncture something important

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Re: So I went and shot myself... Then came the machete.
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2014, 02:38:48 am »
you deserve this for putting dirty pig yankshit mcscope on your svt.

i hope the next time you cut off or puncture something important

Says the Jelly fag that doesn't own an SVT... Maybe I should put a rail on my SKS next... Paint it up nice and pink too and slap a hello kitty sticker on the butt just to piss you off.  :laugh:

Al

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Re: So I went and shot myself... Then came the machete.
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2014, 02:46:36 am »
you deserve this for putting dirty pig yankshit mcscope on your svt.

i hope the next time you cut off or puncture something important

Says the Jelly fag that doesn't own an SVT... Maybe I should put a rail on my SKS next... Paint it up nice and pink too and slap a hello kitty sticker on the butt just to piss you off.  :laugh:

Al


that gun would be awesome. should decorate it like NERF instead though.
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Re: So I went and shot myself... Then came the machete.
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2014, 11:09:50 pm »
you deserve this for putting dirty pig yankshit mcscope on your svt.

i hope the next time you cut off or puncture something important

Says the Jelly fag that doesn't own an SVT... Maybe I should put a rail on my SKS next... Paint it up nice and pink too and slap a hello kitty sticker on the butt just to piss you off.  :laugh:

Al

uh huh

SVT is cool for history. Are you a tard who buys something like an SVT to actually use for anything other than a wall hanger? WHy buy something that has mostly historical value, and then ruin the historical part of it?



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Re: So I went and shot myself... Then came the machete.
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2014, 12:00:15 am »
Couldn't give a shit about the history or the ascetics (minus shitty spray paint jobs... Really fuck sakes durracoat the fucker) behind it but what the gun can do for me.

People can cry as hard and as long as they want about the rail and the scope but in the end it's meat in the freezer for me and no shits given about them.

That aside where do you buy your surplus?

Al

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Re: So I went and shot myself... Then came the machete.
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2014, 02:42:15 am »
Cheek weld.......How does it work?
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Re: So I went and shot myself... Then came the machete.
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2014, 09:48:38 am »
 Heh, that is a bit of bad luck. Gotta say, that's a nice looking machete.. Been needing to invest in one myself. All you can find around here is flimsy near-tin type quality ones that will bow and warp after only a handful of swings.. I like the wooden handle as well over the synthetic variety.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.
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