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Offline Michael Myers

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« on: September 16, 2014, 11:14:01 am »
I fucking hate it that there are no more than 10 seasons. The feeling that show gave me is indescribable. Nothing but good feels. Now I will never see the beautiful Tom Welling and watch him rescue people.

This is Tom Welling during his Smallville days.




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Re: Smallville
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2014, 11:29:06 am »
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Re: Smallville
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2014, 12:07:23 pm »
Look at how beautiful he's turned out, you guys. Ugh. He can have my heart.



Please be mine, Tom. Be mine. Your ex-wife was foolish to let you go.

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Re: Smallville
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2014, 01:06:32 pm »
Sometimes i get the feeling you're a little gay, Myers...  :)


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Re: Smallville
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2014, 02:13:39 pm »
Sometimes i get the feeling you're a little gay, Myers...  :)

Does that mean he won't suck one but he will roll it around in his mouth for a few minutes?

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Re: Smallville
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2014, 02:15:37 pm »
Sometimes i get the feeling you're a little gay, Myers...  :)

Does that mean he won't suck one but he will roll it around in his mouth for a few minutes?

If i were to hazard a guess i'd say; probably.


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Re: Smallville
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2014, 07:32:17 pm »
Man that show was gay
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Re: Smallville
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2014, 08:02:57 pm »
Is the show really as gay as people say it is? I've never watched it but it sounds pretty gay

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Re: Smallville
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2014, 09:51:09 pm »
you betas would watch TV. fucking christ.
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Re: Smallville
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2014, 10:02:16 pm »
That show was beyond pure shit.

Superman fagget in highschool. Fuck that.
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Re: Smallville
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2014, 02:37:35 pm »
Sometimes i get the feeling you're a little gay, Myers...  :)

There's no such thing as a little gay, being gay is a binary function. You are , or you aren 't

But yes, it does seem that michael meyers is a faggot
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Re: Smallville
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 06:19:44 pm »
Goddamnit, you guys. Look at that godly jawline. This was God's gift to humanity.

ITT: people with shitty jawlines.

Stay mad.

Also, Smallville was so fucking good. Ugh. Fucking losers.



GODDAMNNNNNNNNNN. SO BEAUTIFUL.

It's sad knowing no one will ever be as good looking as Tom Welling.

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Re: Smallville
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2014, 06:28:34 pm »
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Re: Smallville
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2014, 06:30:13 pm »
He's looking like that because he knows we are all sinfully ugly compared to him.


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Re: Smallville
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2014, 06:35:44 pm »
You're as edgy as a jelly bean with that gimmick, Meyers.
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